h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

who thinks if he cooks dinner it will cast a shadow of doubt on his manhood. Even if his wife is sick.

So I have had my forty five mintues online and I have about six hours to make up for it and get everything on my to do list done and the damn phone just will not stop ringing. I hate the phone. I read somewhere that is a very telling thing about your personality. I forget what it tells now, like you're just unsociable or something. It just seems like to me people don't say much that means much on the phone. It's all like how ya been, I'm fine, how are you, whatcha been doin, blah blah blah.

I take it the guy not only can't cook but can't pickup the 280 pound phone for you either? You know, life as a single mother, author might be looking better all the time I would think. If Joanne Rowling can do it, why not you?