h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Funny, even on the coldest winter day I can see squirrels scampering over the snowdrifts. Hardy little devil>, aren't they?

We've got squirrels around here (on Lawn Guyland) that drive us nuts (so to speak). There are some fruit trees growing in our backyard: peaches, apples and pears. The squirrels love them, which isn't that big a deal, they're welcome to all they want, but they insist on bringing the fruit up onto our deck, tearing open the fruit, and eating the seeds from inside. They leave half-eaten fruit all over the place! They should at least clean up after themselves! Really!

They are so light footed they don't fall in them then.
I suppose a heavy young human could have fallen into a snow drift on the golf course and be saved by a hamster

Here's something else about squirrels:


http://www.kirkneukgallery.co.uk

Squirrels are dressing up as elegant African women?!!

Damn, they look good in drag.

Have you looked properly?

After swiitching browsers and digging around on that site, I was able to locate a squirrel sculpture. Is this artist someone you know?

"Damn, they look good in drag." [Avenging Washcloth]

Are you suggesting that elegant African women are part squirrel?

No, I don't know her. They mentioned her in the local newspaper. I thought the squirrels were rather thweet

Squirrels are generally adorable--unless you happen to be an acorn.