h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yee-hah! Save your Confederate money.

...

It's worthless, but pretty. Like s.

yourself.

*mutters something about blood of the innocent*

*mutters something about not being innocent*

*mutters something about dragon blood going for oodles on the blue market*

*mutters something about the last 14 heroes who tried that, and how good they tasted*

*mutters something about magical Mister Mistophelees*

*mutters something about there not being a alive or dead who can take him*

*mutters inquiring about Dhmitri's missing foot of tail*

* flies off to grow new tail, muttering about plots for revenge*

*snickers evilly congratulating himself on his awesome Cat-fu style stealth ninja kill techniques of doom*

... ...

*runs off to sell dragon tail on eBuy*

Beware! Revenge will be mine!

Oh stop whining and I'll give you a cut of the profit.

Well, okay, if you promise not to do it again. Too much like involuntary organ donation for my taste.

Righto. I'll never cut off the end of your tail again.

So I was thinking 70-30 in my favor.

Since I provided the tail, I think you'd better rethink that.

... Maybe. But I did all the work. I'm willing to offer, in an effort to break the rules of math, 70-60.