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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Nov 16, 2005
I would think making fun of demons would score me brownie points with god. And Pratchett makes fun of demons a wee bit more than I do 
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Jay Posted Nov 16, 2005
You've got a point. Is this actually your plan to get to heaven, then?
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Nov 16, 2005
I wasn't aware I needed a plan. I thought I'd just pack up a suitcase, buy tickets online, and go on my merry little way.
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Jay Posted Nov 16, 2005
*sigh* You're so naive. With your plan, you'd be stuck in 3rd Class, your luggage would get routed to Saudi Arabia, and you'd have a 100 millinium layover in pergatory. What you need is a travel agent.
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Nov 16, 2005
I'm going to hell when I die. Satan has set aside a piece of land for me to rule over. 
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Nov 16, 2005
But... you... god... hell... going... Blarg?!
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Nov 16, 2005
God and I don't get on well ever since the time his brother dissapeared in a fishing trip that I organised.
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Nov 16, 2005
The mind charades because it couldn't find Boggle.
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Nov 16, 2005
Well that's the price he paid for the life he chose.
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Jay Posted Nov 16, 2005
Huh? Who? What? Where? When?
You make my brain hurt, GB!
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Nov 16, 2005
Who? God's brother, Frebo.
What? He had an accident while fishing. Nothing more.
Where? A lake.
When? A long long time ago...
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Nov 16, 2005
The kind of life in which you end up in the bottom of a lake with a bullet-wound in your head if you don't do what the family tells you.
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Nov 16, 2005
*whisper* Don't question! I think */whisper* HE'S CRAZY!
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Nov 17, 2005
Sorry. I saw the Godfather Trilogy on DVD on sale yesterday, and I was considering whether to but it or not.
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