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Love and theft. Well, apart from love...

Post 1

DoctorGonzo

It seems that the bitterness of ex-girlfriends has much in common with BSE. They both appear to have long incubation periods, and render the victim unable to communicate in what may be called a 'normal manner'.

Oh yes, and they both create mad cows.

Better say goodbye to those DVDs, then, and move on. So one of us can, at least.


Love and theft. Well, apart from love...

Post 2

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Oh dear. Women, eh? Can't live with 'em, can't have them fired from a cannon.


Love and theft. Well, apart from love...

Post 3

Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like


Dunno, that second option seems kinda viable to me...smiley - winkeye

Milo my boy, you don't need all those dvd's anyway.

smiley - shark


Love and theft. Well, apart from love...

Post 4

DoctorGonzo

*Changes name, removes journal entry from space, and resumes zen-like calm*

No real need for public abuse, I suppose, either.


Love and theft. Well, apart from love...

Post 5

fords - number 1 all over heaven

Yeah, he's talking about me, guys, however...

Alan, who the hell do you think you are? Where the hell do you get off with your comments? I can say a hell of a lot worse to and about you, but you know what? I won't do it in public - I prefer to do my dirty laundry in private.

Now, this may well be my last post on the subject, so I suggest you take a think to yourself. But on the subject of relationships, your reverting to name-calling kinda makes me think you're trying to compensate for something?

Mind you, the Getaway made an excellent coaster...

smiley - cheers


Love and theft. Well, apart from love...

Post 6

Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like


I'd have to say that's about all it's good for.smiley - laugh

smiley - shark


Love and theft. Well, apart from love...

Post 7

DoctorGonzo

"I can say a hell of a lot worse to and about you, but you know what? I won't do it in public"

How noble. I am, of course, sniggering as I type.

Keep the stuff, Tracey, and enjoy. I must say, though, that there is a little bit of inconsistency in what you're saying. Here, you have stuff belonging to me. Elsethread, you don't. I do know that I did have the stuff, gave it to you, and now I don't have it. I'm drawing my own - highly illogical - conclusions from that.


Love and theft. Well, apart from love...

Post 8

DoctorGonzo

"your reverting to name-calling kinda makes me think you're trying to compensate for something?"

Yes. I have a small penis.


Love and theft. Well, apart from love...

Post 9

fords - number 1 all over heaven

I can't even be bothered with this shit any more. My only hope for you is that you treat your current girlfriend with a hell of a lot more respect than you ever did with me, and she is treated as herself, not someone you may want her to be. But maybe you've gotten that out of your system now, who knows. For her sake, I hope so.

Enjoy your sad little life, Alan, and if you have anything else to say to me, do it in private.


Love and theft. Well, apart from love...

Post 10

a girl called Ben

"I see you sent my letters back
And my l.p. records and they’re all scratched
I can’t see the point in another day
When nobody listens to a word I say
You can call it lack of confidence
But to carry on living doesn’t make no sense"

I can't stand losing you
The Police


Love and theft. Well, apart from love...

Post 11

DoctorGonzo

You know, I wouldn't mind this - in fact, it would probably serve me right - if the timeline for this was as it appears to be. Ie, we're together, I'm a b*****d, my stuff is kept. But it's not.

I'd already been a swine - quite a while before, and I admit that quite freely, public forum or whatever. I then loan stuff to you as you're ill and won't be doing much abseiling or whatever. Now, several months down the line, my stuff is, well, no longer mine.

Anyway, well done, and doffed caps all round. It's like Redford and Newman in The Sting, almost. smiley - ok


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