h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'd be honoured were you to steal it... feel free to korect any ocasional ... typoing erors that may have krept into it... there may be a mispelling or two as well... I'm not sure

Hehe, already done. 29 May.

Does this mean now I'll be famous? Or should that be infamous? Oh to achieve fame at last, through the efeforts of my muddles mind, in its myanderous nature of poorly constructed sentences and ill-prepared mental pathways?

You're already famous, 2legs.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=2legs

gosh! I am* a computer generatored persona! it said so! - so I really don't exist! I'm just a digital set of code, existing only in the internet! suddenly everything becomes clear. I'm a prototype artifical intelligence, complete with glitches and coding mistakes and errors! - talk about buggy prototypes, I hope they sacked the coder who wrote me

<reply=A2B-ifAI=faulse GoTo 10
10 Print ""

finally the trut is diskovered I'm just a pixulated AI creation by a drunk coder... {if faulse =AI-settoo run default goto 10]}

Watchit! You might be hacked any minute now!

I'm pretty hacked off recently... is that the same? This physical representation of my digital software existance seems to have developed a lot of hardware flauws.... - its probably the bad coding I think....