h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It's all clear now! So have you all metamorphised into frogs now?

No, just me, sometimes. I'm a werefrog.

I'm a were chicken join us if you want, you can come whenever you like.

Ah, so you're all werethings and change into wyrd beasts evry full moon?

No, just some of us. We also have a full-time , a druid, a walrus - you'll find out!

OK, hmm, so hmm, does it have to be an actual creature or can you be for example a wereboulder?

Do you need a wereconurbationsquirrel all there? Because I'm sure one of them bit me a couple of days ago!

take whatever you like, surprise us

Just be yourself

Feel free to pick a tree, just take on that's unoccupied - the EG only makes one of each.

(EG= Evolution God)

So you do have trees next to this pond then? Because it may be hard getting on as a squirrel without supplies of nuts and things as well as somewhere to escape the werechickens!

yes, we all live in trees - some have tree hosues, some just have hollows in the trees. Some have trees that are bigger on the inside.

Do they go back in time like the TARDIS then?

The pond has no actual time, it is just the pond. If you go there at, let's say 1pm every day, at the pond it may be evening one day and morning the other, it's a difficult place.
The pond itself is connected with every water in every time and place, if you dive to it's ground you may get out in the sea of another planet or so. That's p-space.

Amazing. What happens if you accidentally come out again before you were born or after you've died, or even in your own pond and suffer from a heart attack when you sea (sorry) see yourself?

Time passes, but noone knows how

Intriguing! Has anyone here yet written an article theorising about how time passes in The Pond?

no, not yet.

Good one! we ought to all collaborate!

good idea
but let's open a new thread at the pond for that, so everyone can add his/her thoughts about p-space