h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It's not that tough you weenies!

Yeah.....
Right.....
And, are you still a member of the non-oral fixated group?
Or, have you eaten those words?

HA!!!!! I haven't had a smoke in weeks....alhough my temper has been on an extremely short fuse and I've found myself banging my head against walls and other hard surfaces...

I saw a great movie last week: Frequency.
You'd have to see it to understand.
I through my cigs out on the way home.
After 48 hours, I thought I would die!
I had one, and it was almost as good as sex!
Congrads to you, though!
See the movie!
Here is the website: http://www.frequencymovie.com

well I haven't seen the movie and it seems to have dissapeared from the theaters around here.
.......And it seems that I'm off the wagon (so to speak).

I filled the gas tank tonight and bought myself a pack.

....and, yes...almost as good as sex.

S**t. I guess I have no willpower after all.

Doh!

I'm sorry I said that! Talking about it makes it worse sometimes!
Don't worry. You can still succeed. Give yourself one reward cig a day. Then, that way, at least you can have your cake and eat it, too. I've heard your body can handle the bad effects of one cig a day without killing you.

I'll try it. But one migt not be enough. I'll use this pack up and then start over I guess. also haven't had a drink since the wedding I went to on Memorial day. I think I'll pour myself some of the Jim Beam I liberated from the reception.

Well!
Where's mine?
*holds out glass and smiles sweetly......

That's an awfully big glass. Luckily it's a gallon jug. (I had no idea thisstuff came in this size)

Um, that's a nice hat your wearing!
*looks closer and jumps back.......

Well, I guess I need to start using a new shampoo!
*shakes head....

Oh well, I guess I don't have to worry! It'd starve if it attacted itself to me!

Fan of Futurama?
We watch it every week.

Yes! Futurama is probably one of the best sows out there right now. Unfortunately I've heard a rumor that it may be cancelled. I haven't ben able to watch it much lately as I haven't been able to remember when it's on. I don't sit down until 8:00 on sundays and don't pay any attention untill 8:30. 7:00 is just too early for me.

I'm pretty sure my Slug won't starve to death.......unlike Frye's did....at least I hope not.

I'm glad to know there's another futurama fan out there besides me........everyone I know hates it...well, all but one...

Ther is a forum out about Futurama.
http://www.h2g2.com/A310915
If you'll look for "love it". I started a conversation there. Not much response.....

So, Futurama....
What else do you like?
Or, course, I could not be lazy, and look at your page...
Nahh, I'll be lazy.
You just tell me.

Let's try this again...was knocked offline twice in the past ten minutes....


There's nothing on my page anyway...I screwed it all up and don't feel like fixing it.

It would probably be easier to write a list of things I don't like today.

Well, I see we've had similar days!
I had a hangover all day!
Lovely way to spend the day with your family!

I didn't do any celebrating yesterday. I felt it was time to take a rest from partying. Besides, if I were to go to my family's party homocide may have been involved.

I know what you mean!
Every man in my family is a minister or involved in church somehow. I can't take anymore sometimes! I love God. I'm not saying that at all. But.... My church is tiny. We had a split a few years ago, and our attendance is down to about 25 on Sunday mornings. My grandfather is heartbroken and bitter. He feels like he's devoted his entire life to this and it's falling apart. My brothers escaped by going away to college. I'd love to get away, but I have so many responsiblities! Our piano player, who has been going for 35 years, went on vacation and never came back. He's started lecturing the people every Sunday about how God is about sacrifices and you shouldn't expect to be entertained. I say, "Why not?" That's why attendance is so bad. People have left the old school of thought where you had to be tortured to have a good Sunday service.
Ah, well. I could go on. I won't.
Not this time!
Saved! We'll get back to other topics if you like.
Why didn't you celebrate? I may be wrong, but you sound down. Want to talk?

I'm not necesarily down...just aggrivated. I've worked for thirty days straight 13 hours a day and I just had a day off yesterday.

My family runs a small restaraunt and we've had a hell of a time with help this summer. The place is only open three months each year. We are forced to hire kids about 15 years old and none of them want to work. People keep quitting left and right and then I have no choice but to pick up the slack. Hence the past 30 days. I was so burned out that I couldn't even enjoy my day off.

I'm also a painter and have had no time to get any artwork done. That's the most frustrating part.

I banquet serve on the side from time to time. I'm familiar with what you talk about. I also work for my parent's company, too. They own a lawn mowing company, and nobody wants to do that sort of work. We can usually keep them one cut. And what good are they really? You spend that day training them, and then they don't come back! Ah well. what are you gonna do? I know my dad pays them well enough to make them want to come back. Sometimes they do when they can't find that kind of money anywhere.
Serving is a hard job. I worked a private party tonight at someone's home. Seven grueling hours.....
What kind of food do you serve?
What is your style of painting?

Weserve (kind of) fast food. Hot dogs hamburgers fish n' chips...that sort of hing.

My painting style is sort of realist...well I realy don't kow how to describe it. Colorfull....large. As soon as I fugure out my new scanner I'll be posting a few things on my page.

My 1st niece is here!
Kyndal Elizabeth!
She's so tiny. She only weighed 5lbs, but she is full term and healthy.

I've got the digital pictures I've emailed to everyone. Would you know how to post them to my page?