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Jenny and Fred the cheese

welcome, you'll like it here we're all odd in our own ways, oh and, what's wrong with cats?


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TheBeaver

Yea, it is kinda fun around here. Me and someone else are already trying to make an entry for
beavers.

What's wrong with cats? Everything, I'd say. They're disloyal, evil, knock things over, claw you, hiss,
have no respect for you, cannot be taught a thing, and are generally all around annoying. All they do
is eat and sleep 24 hours a day.



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Post 3

Jenny and Fred the cheese

well for a start they're not disloyal, thet're not evil (not that theres anything wrong with being evil), you can train them not to knock stuff over, so do snakes!, neither do most of mankind, can learn but only if they want to, they are not at all anoying.


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Post 4

TheBeaver

....Not disloyal?

....Not evil??

...Trained???

Gee, I guess my cat's just an oddball along with every other cat I've ever seen.
You must have or know of some kind of "wonder cat" becuase I sure havne't seen any like that.
Ironically, as I was typing my post against cats, my cat knocked over a big pile of mail, just to let you know.
They're clever in a very evil sence which, in my book, is bad.
course, that's just me.


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Post 5

Jenny and Fred the cheese

well perhapse my cat is a freak.... she's SO sweet, so are all the other cats i've known, perhapse i have a jangled perspective.


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Post 6

booboo

whats wrong with cats?well they come and go like there living in a hotel,always bringing home you presents,that still move the next morning,they always scratch and like the dude says they cant be taught anything,and should all be culled to stop the anoying whining when they are on heat,drives me crazy:what do you all think?


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