h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Your story has touched me deeply. Now please stop or I may have to call the police.
Define yourself as a person in your own right. Be witty and amusing on a few forums and no-one will remember ... er ... thingy. You shall become a person.

But wait! It would seem that you have misunderstood the basis of my writing here, I think? I have no desire to be recognised as a person. I write, at least for the time being, to catch the attention of the aforementioned sibling. In fact, hang on! I'm not sure I have even the slightest idea what you are talking about. It would seem there are words missing from your cutting remark... care to finish your work?

Oh, well in that case, if you wish to attract his attention, then you are probably on the right track. But why not just go to his home page and call him a farty bottom or something? Wouldn't that be easier?

I am deeply touched little Fartin!!

Hey, I did reply to your latest email you git, you never replyed back!!

If it hadn't had been for you fitting the modem in my computer, then all of this would have been "a non stater"

Hip Hip Horray!!!

Speak to you later mate.........Sidney.........

So Marty, are you the better looking one? If you are ever searching for your brother do a search on the name "Lochangel" - you will usually find him about two posts behind any of hers and if she isn't on-line he is hanging around with an old and somewhat cynical reprobate E Vibenstein!

I heard that Ginger!!!

Must agree on the cynical reprobate going under the name of EV...

I notice you didn't deny any of it Sid! EV is on a bit of a downer isn't he? Is there anything we can do to restore his faith in human nature or is the outlook bleak?

I don't even know what a reprobate is... but I'm sure its not good. Are you sure this is the kind of company you should be keeping Sid?!

Ginger, I never admit to anything, but then again, there aint much I don't deny either??

EV's downer is partly due to me anyway, so I doubt there is much more I could do.

Arty Farty, I never found them, they found me!! I'm getting a bit worried cos I'm not very anonymouse any more. It's all slowly getting etched away!!!!

So are you someone we would know in RL then, Sid?

Hows the poor bloke supposed to answer that!

Lets watch him squerm!!!!

Hey!....I'll answer!!!

Well, I'm a "Scampartier par excelant!!".

I will do the dirty as and when appropriate, which is quite often!!

So your a dodgy person to know then?

Hey this is cool! I'm learning new words ALL the time! I must remember to slip that one in at the pub - scampartier - phew!

Are you being cheeky young biffer!

What's the actual age difference between you guys?

Just being nosy, sorry!

I don't know, ask him!!

fine!!