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(yawn)
Posted Dec 28, 1999
while everyone else is at the mall and other stores returning all the gifts their families and friends so painstainkingly purchased for them, i am sitting here in front of my shiny blue computer, very warm and cozy. it seems so rude to mill about these stores not wanting the gifts. at least your kith and kin thought enough of you to get you something at all, unlike some of us who have not a family to get us nice things. so deal with it. find a creative use for that extra scarf. use it to strangle a snow man. or hang the bunny people.
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crowbar
Posted Nov 8, 1999
i've been having the loviest discussion with my computer about why it should work, you know the consequences of it not working. i don't think it agrees. but if it doesn't, it's nothing a crowbar, some jet fuel and a flaming stick won't fix. 
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toast is nice
Posted Oct 26, 1999
i've been sitting in front of the computer, working, or at least, pretending to work, (i knew joining the ITS would pay off someday) when i am struck by a thought: (this happens alot, and it hurts sometimes) what exactly do i do? this led to many hours of gummy bear mutilation and caffine abuse, but i finally narrowed my job description: i comtemplate toast. i'm also a professional eavesdropper. (i'm a writer, for those literal minded folk) so now that i have established my station in life, i feel more confused than ever. do i keep contemplating just toast? or do i move on to include other ways of preparing bread? i decided to contemplate those too. ok, so i was doing that anyway, but admitting it is an entirely different thing. i think that toast is an illusion. how else could plain and boring bread turn into such a wonderful creation? (think how butterflies are made) maybe it is the same concept. but i doubt that. i think greater forces are at hand.
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words to live by (or at least keep in some dark coener of your mind)
Posted Oct 26, 1999
do not tease a sticky cow.
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weird happennings from pasta cans
Posted Oct 25, 1999
i just concluded a test. it involves those nifty little cans of pasta. (specifically the one with meatballs and little noodle o's) every time i open a can, the meatballs are on top and the liquid like sauce is at the bottom; okay, i can see the liquid being at the bottom that way when you dump it into a pot or bowl the sauce is on top, but aren't the meatballs supposed to be on the bottom? at least, that's what i was taught in school. that's one of the few tings i remember from school - heavy things don't float. (i remember this only because i was very close to finishing the crossword puzzle when the teacher snatched the paper from my hands. i consider this a great loss. it was one of the few times in the beginning that i could finish the puzzle... such is life) has anyone else noticed this phenomenon?
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