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Post 1

Classic Krissy

Get back here NOW! That's an order.


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Post 2

an apple tree

LOOK!!!! here i AM!!!!...just like you SAID i should BE!!!! my LOG, i've never felt quite so obediant in all my LIFE!!! way to pull at my worn through SOCKS krissy!!! i don't know many people who can do that like you do. and i CERTAINLY don't know why that sentence wasn't followed by several exclamaition marks!!! perhaps it's just ME!! or perhaps it just has a certain quiet charm that the other sentences just can't grasp in all their gawdy tartery!!! well HURRAH for the non-exclaimitory sentence, i say!!! HURRAH!!! may it live on forever in our hearts and minds!!!


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Post 3

Classic Krissy

Well it's about TIME!!! I'm glad you're here because I have all these smeggin' PEOPLE to talk to and you KNOW that all of them want to be conversed by the Queen of the Universe and I've been doing it all MYSELF!!!

Hi! I'm glad you're back! I hope you stay for awhile this time. GIVE ME YOUR COAT!!!


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Post 4

an apple tree

aahherrrrm....i WOULD give you my coat.......but then i would have nothing to hide under....
you don't want THAT do you?
do you?


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Post 5

Classic Krissy

Oh but that's what I so want!! It's time to stop hiding! It's time to take a great big bite out of the thigh of life and you can't do that hiding under your coat. Now hand it over.


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