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If you said goodbye to me tonight...

Post 1

what you know as km

I saw you you know.

*belatedly pounces*

HIIIIIIIII tree! Hi hi hi hi hiiiiii!


If you said goodbye to me tonight...

Post 2

Classic Krissy

*looks around in great suspiciousliousness*

She's here and then gone. You never can tell with trees.


If you said goodbye to me tonight...

Post 3

an apple tree

you can tell me!! i won't tell anyone....except maybe people that KM knows that you and i have not had the pleasure of meeting, but where's the threat in that when they'll probably forget every name i ever scribble down and pass under the table to them? i see no threat at all, which leads me to conclude, that not only are you suffering from paranoia, you must buy a leather couch as soon as possible


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Post 4

Classic Krissy

Ahhhhhhhhgggggggg!!! *falls over her own feet trying to hurry out to get her sofa*

Um...does it HAVE to be leather??


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Post 5

bubster

tofuleather?


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Post 6

Classic Krissy

FLEATHER! *flaps away*


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Post 7

an apple tree

sorry, the dehydrated animal skin thing is really quite necessary, how can you expect to get anywhere in life otherwise? you can't! it's just asking to much


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Post 8

Classic Krissy

What if the animal was really really good at finding water? The leather would be all squishy.

EEEEeeeeeewwwwwww.... squishy leather.


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Post 9

an apple tree

heheheh....rotty..
eehee


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Post 10

Classic Krissy

rotty is a good word, but especially if you say it like Barbera Walters. I hate Barbera Walters.

WOTTY!


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Post 11

an apple tree

do you hate barbera walters so much that you would...KILL..barbera walters?
is that it krissy?
would you KILL for your passion?
hmm?


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Post 12

Kate

*hides under the desk*

*realizes she's not Barbara Walters*

*keeps hiding anyway just to be sure*


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Post 13

Classic Krissy

I'm glad you realized that, Kate!! Can you imagine the self-inflicted horror that you could achieve mistaking yourself for Barbara Walters?? You know, that's the real reason I fear Alzheimers, not forgetting to eat or how to put on pants, but mistaking myself for Barbara Walters.

And yes, tree, I would kill for my passion.

*whets Barbara-skinnin' knife*


If you said goodbye to me tonight...

Post 14

what you know as km

I see you. That's how I know you aren't gone. I can see you.

From inside my very realistic Barbara Walters costume.


If you said goodbye to me tonight...

Post 15

Classic Krissy

*hollors a war cry and stabbs KM viciously*

*stops*

Is that YOU KM?? *looks at knife* Damned good thing this thing is plastic and retracts into the handle. Get OUT of that gross evil woman's skin.

And you may have seen me, but I saw you first. And clearer. Hah.

I leave in 3 hours for the airport. My underpants are too big and keep wedgin' up on me and I have tons of things to do. And I'm sweating in fear. Lots of it. Lots of both sweating and fear.

How is your day?


If you said goodbye to me tonight...

Post 16

what you know as km

Strange. It is a strange day. I am very near Miami and yet very, very far from being in it. Perhaps, in fact, Miami is a state of mind.

Maybe I can get back into Miami tonight when everyone's online... smiley - smiley


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Post 17

Kate

*tries to get into a Miami state of mind*

Nope, not quite the same. I think I'll have to try sleeping on your patio instead smiley - winkeye


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Post 18

bubster

It's better to have Miamied and lost it
Than never to have Miamied at all


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Post 19

what you know as km

Da da dum dum dummm... (deedeedee) da da dum dum dummm... dadada...

*puts sheets on the lawn furniture*


If you said goodbye to me tonight...

Post 20

Kate

Excuse me, KM, but were you just...Beethoven's Fifthing at me?


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