h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

u r fonkee

fonkee fonkee fon kee

all the bubsters agree

there was a vote and everything

gaaahhh..my christmas wish came true. well, half of it....hmmm... *goes in search of all unchecked cupboards*

*Gits down with her bad self inside the unchecked cupboard to the tune of funkee tree*

S'true! It's the booty-shakin'-ist.

someone shimmy! SOMEONE SHIMMY!!

Oh honey, I gotcher shimmy right heayah!

*shimmies off the edge of the table*

that's mah girl!!
you got that table-shimmy down pat. it's time you took it on the road, my dear

*Eases on, eases on, eases on down the road...shimmying all the way*

Ooh! I've got gravel down me pants!

Eeewwwwwwwwwwwwww. Ew ew ew!

That's not really where you want gravel rash. Believe me, I kn- I've, uh, heard.

yeeeeeeeeeeeee-eah...i've Heard that you shouldn't try getting dressed for a formal occasion whilst driving or you may
a )set fire to things
b) cause harrowing, spleen-stretching accidents
c) need some sort of expensive license

I was going to get a license to kill, but I figured who need a license?

By the way, those handy-ish "Hair Removal Brushes" that they have at Walgreens (not the waxy root-ripper, but the lint brush for leg hair) when they say "Painless" they are obviously using it in the sense of "To cause an amazinly painfull sensation, not unlike grabbing all your leg hairs and yanking them out in fistfulls slowly and painfully. May make you wish you were dead.".

I just thought you should know.