The Way of the Guide

Searching for a religion? Here it is.

The Way of the Guide- The only true religion for the follower of the Guide.

Arthur Dent
Ford Prefect
Zaphod Beeblebrox
Marvin the Manically Depressed Robot

Prophet on Earth-
Douglas Adams

Ryan Oot (Ooter)
Josh Phelan (Czar Joshua)

Holy Book-
"The Guide" (the collection of the 5 books in the series)

Cerimonial clothing-
The towel around the waist is our ceremonial robe, and the plastic beer-guzzling helmet is our official headgear.

1) Don't Panic
2) Have a towel available at all times
3) Do not cause harm to, or bother, a disciple
4) Don't assume, it makes an ass out of you and me
5) 42
6) It is possible to calculate your U number to 42! (-9+7+37+7)

This is just the beginning of this mainstream religion. To become a disciple, show your respect below. To just join the religion, you can contact me, but it is not necessary. Just read from the Guide and worship the Gods.

Meanwhile keep this in mind: "Hard work pays off later, but laziness pays off now."

And remember, Don't panic.

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