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itselementry_watson (the all knowing, slightly slighted, certified, bonified, genius, master kong) Started conversation Dec 31, 2006
I have been gathering together and creating material inspired by the goddess, and I came across this while surfing h2g2 as I so gleefully do at times. You will probally recognize it, after all, you did write it up.
"There is only one known Discordian. And as he appears to be living in a fish at the moment, it's much more likely that he's just a surrealist playing at being a Discordian.
Anyone you meet who says that s/he is a Discordian is either on the run from some law enforcement agency, a fundamentalist minister who's having one over on you, a wolf in cheap clothing, a liar, a symptom of your neurosis (or drugs - naughty you), or a combination of two of those things - and I'm not telling which two.
That being said, you can obtain a list of all persons claiming to be a Discordian, but you'll have to pay a rediculous amount of money _and_ wait till the end of the Kali Yuga, which unfortunately still has 426,898 years left to go. All things being equal, it's much easier just to assume that everyone you meet is in fact a SubGenius, and poke them with a stick before running away. (Remember never to taunt a SubGenius about the horrible failure of X Day, they hate that.)
So, to sum up, there are _no_ Discordians, and everyone else is a SubGenius - who, by the way, are really asian monks who have discovered the Real Meaning of Life, and just don't want to let anyone else in the secret.
(The above, if printed out, dried and smoked, will produce effects in your mind not unlike taking datura uncooked while pining away the time in the upper colon of a herpetic elephant. You have been warned.)
Rev. David 'id' Bills, MT, KSC, HM/SH
(And a whole bunch of (other) stolen initials.)
Built Ford Tough"
I was hoping that perhaps, if I ever get enough material and the tools I need to get it printed out in a pamphlet from, I could use this little bit? It will be accredited to you accordingly of course. It may never happen (in this universe at least), but I figured I would ask anyways.
Pope NQM the PI
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