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Post 9881

a girl called Ben

I'm Hans Christian Andersen - Danny Kaye

I have recently met a Danish guy whose first name is Hans Christian who has demonstrated in public (but alas not privately) some interesting digital abilities.

He is now known as Hands Christian Fnah Fnah - though not, as yet, to his face.

Definitely a case of it not actually mattering that the face ain't listening!

smiley - yikes


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Post 9882

Beatrice

I demand to be told more about these digital abilities! My mind is boggling already.....

Fairytale of New York - That girl with the hair, and that bloke with terrible teeth


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Post 9883

GreyDesk

That would be Kirsty MacColl and Shane McGowan of the Pogues.


Story Of The Blues - The Mighty smiley - wah


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Post 9884

a girl called Ben

Last one Singin' the Blues - The Carpenters

Well, difficult to describe, and impossible for me to demonstrate - my fingers just don't work that way! The middle finger stayed still, while the index finger and the ring finger moved backwards and forwards in a most enticing way.

The guys at the table were not particularly interested. The two girls were - let's say - mesmerised.

As I said - 'talk to the hand'!

B


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Post 9885

Beatrice

Hush now, Dont' Explain - Diana Ross as Billie Holliday in Lady Sings the Blues


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Post 9886

a girl called Ben

Hear my train a comin' - Jimmy Hendrix


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Post 9887

GreyDesk

Jimmy Jimmy - The Undertones


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Post 9888

a girl called Ben

Denis Denis - Blondie

(Sorry about the girlie aside.... It's just a shame that I don't actually fancy the bloke concerned, really)


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Post 9889

GreyDesk

Ben we've just had that one...


Return Of The Mack - Mark Morrison


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Post 9890

a girl called Ben

Mac the Knife - Kurt Weil and Bertolcht Brecht

But my mind was on other things smiley - winkeye


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Post 9891

Beatrice

Tuxedo Junction - Manhattan Transfer

(Return of the Mac is obvioulsy a headline from London Fashion Week, no?)

Ben if you don't want him could you pass him on?


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Post 9892

a girl called Ben

Sure. He's been to far wierder places than I have though.


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Post 9893

a girl called Ben

I ought to post a song, I guess.

New Boots and Panties - Ian Dury


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Post 9894

Beatrice

Sooooperman! - Black Lace

hands up who knows all the actions? smiley - winkeye


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Post 9895

GreyDesk

Underwear - Pulp


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Post 9896

Mu Beta

Apologies in advance:

Jizzlobber - Faith No More

smiley - runs away from the nasty images.

B


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Post 9897

GreyDesk

Poor Me - Adam Faith


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Post 9898

a girl called Ben

Uptown Girl - Billy Joel

(who'm I kidding?)


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Post 9899

egon

Downtown- Petula Clark


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Post 9900

Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday

Up Town Top Rankin' - Alethea & Donna

smiley - run


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