h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Proof that all things derived from Fish, Cheese & Roasted Amoebas:

Creation Theory: - Creation took place in the Garden of Edam, which is, of course, a cheese.

Evolution Theory: - Creation took place with life evolving from simple life forms, which are, of course, amoebas (esp. roasted)

Aquatic Theory: - Humans are dolphins in disguise, which is why a baby knows how to swim before it knows how to walk - so life began with

Very interesting - I must admit I've not heard the "Aquatic Theory" before, but it sounds very probable...

Thanks for the proof, it should come in handy when refuting people who don't believe in my theory.

Always happy to help out a friend.

Do you think I should write a book about my theory of the universe?

You could do - but I doubt it would sell well in Christian bookshops.

Good point.

But it may well do brilliantly in every other bookshop - just like every other book does anyway

And it may become a #1 international bestseller, just like every other book does...

You can never tell!