h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You seem to like me, so I thought I would call around to your place on h2g2. It's nice here, so much better than my place, but then, no one would give a teddy bear the best would they??? Oh no, shove the bear in a little tiny cupboard and forget about him...

Grrr... but don't worry about me, this is just a friendly visit, since I am online, not that I get online much, I'm not allowed you see. They tell me that I depress the computer, Grrr... I don't think that is fair really, but I have to do what they say or its the cupboard again...

I'm not getting you down am I???

WbB

Not whatsoever Wilson

Thanks for dropping by!

~Beeblefish

Grrr... you don't sound awful sure, but I will have to take your word for it...

WbB

No Honestly Wilson!

Which brings up a point -- I have never seen you happy Mr. Bear -- and I want to know why?

Perhaps a donought would cheer you up . . .

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~Beeblefish

I don't like doughnuts, they stick in my fur and make me smell. Of course if you want me to smell, then go ahead and give me a doughnut. It doesn't matter anyway, as the dog from the house across the road poo'd on me, and I smell something rotten anyway.

I am never happy because I am a sad bear, if I was a happy bear I would smile no doubt, but I am just not made that way. Accept me for what I am, that's the best advice I can offer you. Of course you will want to change me, as everyone seems to. No one likes me for what I am, that's life I suppose!!!

Life, don't talk to me about life... Grrrrr... I'm not getting you down am I?

WbB

Poor Bear



My Bear Bob says hello.

Hello! I've got a bear that's in a sorry state. I've had him since I was born (nearly 19 years) and when I was younger I used to take him to bed every night and pull hi fluff off because it massaged my fingers and made me fall asleep. As a result, he now has hardly any fur. My parents named him Thread Bear for obvious reasons but since I cried when they teased me with it we changed it to Fred Bear. I'm sorry for damaging a member of the bear clan. Can I be forgiven?

Grrr... I doubt that you could ever be forgiven, but then as a bear, I expect Fred learnt to put up with treatment, no one cares about a bear see, why should they, we are only a stuffed animal to them. They don't realise that we have feelings to, if we are cut, does our stuffing not leak out???

Grrr... Say hello to Bob for me Beeblefish.

WbB