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Ulan, you've been ACE'd

Post 1

Laura

Hello and welcome to the huge site that is h2g2, the Hithiker's Guide to the Galaxy (Earth edition) smiley - biggrin. I'm Unc, one of the site's <./>ACE</.>s. smiley - ok

To get you started I'd recommend taking the <./>dontpanic-tour</.> smiley - dontpanic. Feisor has witten a list of hints and links at A719840 which is also very useful/

smiley - bluebutterflysmiley - schooloffishsmiley - pandasmiley - ponysmiley - dragonsmiley - sheepsmiley - mousesmiley - snowball Visit the <./>smiley</.> page to learn how to use the site's many emoticons smiley - artistsmiley - chefsmiley - orangefishsmiley - cheesecakesmiley - skismiley - tit

Some places to go..
smiley - disco <./>Askh2g2</.> is great if there's a question you want to ask the h2g2 community
smiley - disco <./>Miscchat</.> is a forum for more general chat
smiley - discoA630019 for a list of clubs and societies on site
smiley - discoA1041625 for a list of word games
smiley - discoA1123354 to learn how to brighten up your user page smiley - rainbow

If you want to help build up the Guide, then try <./>contribute</.>. A1355195 is a page set up to help people who want to start writing for the Guide, whether it's fact or fiction.

Read <./>thepost</.>, h2g2's very own newspaper to find out what's happening on site smiley - thepost

If you need any help, or just want to chat, then simply reply and I'll get back to you. smiley - ok

smiley - tea and smiley - cake,
Unc
smiley - towel


Ulan, you've been ACE'd

Post 2

Ulan Khalufit

And how do you want to prove you are real?

I think this is just an automated message generated by one of these supercomputers they have nowadays. Only and purely to confuse me, leaving me no choise then to leave or buy it.

Any attempt to prove your existance can be seen as futile as long as there is just only a stream of information to go by.


Ulan, you've been ACE'd

Post 3

Laura

No, I'm a real person, it was a bit of an impersonal message I guess but a user name is not much to base something on. Still, I'm a living, breathing 20 year old huma female, click on my name to get to my page and you'll even find a photograph.

I wish I had a supercomputer though, this one's somewhat slow.


Ulan, you've been ACE'd

Post 4

Ulan Khalufit

You call this slow?
These messages must have been going at twenty times the speed of word.

Hmm, well I guess that proves you must be a real organic lifeform. Or the programmers must have been that ignorant.

Where is that light comming from? I see some kind of flashlights there on the backgroud on your home page, wow so many links where are they going?


Ulan, you've been ACE'd

Post 5

Laura

Flashlights? smiley - huh The links are there really for my own reference, they lead to all sorts of places, most of them of no general interest. smiley - biggrin


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