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Circle of 12 entry (12th that is)
Posted Nov 12, 2006
Today I was upset when a customer decided he knew better than me about what we had in stock and confused me into taking him into the warehouse. I narrowly averted a telling off because said customer shut the hell up for more than a minute and I patiently explained what we had out in the main bit was all we actually had despite whatever suppositions he had that we were somehow 'hiding' things from him. Its like we didnt want his money. I hate people like that.
Im just glad its only a temp job 
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11th entry at long last!
Posted Jul 17, 2006
Well chumlings, and I know exactly who is signed up to this journal, its been an exciting week, full of intrest and adventure involving travelling too much and annoying fun people.
But enough of that! What I wish to ask is that people go to my entries section and have a gander at the one entitled "Smugness", and give me valuble comments so that I may finally actually submit something useful to this glorious guide.
Go on, you know you want to read it anyway. 
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Living at number 10th entry
Posted Mar 28, 2006
Well, this is just a small announcement/memorandum to say that I finally got back to writing some dandy guide entries that I started a while ago. They wont be stuck in my entry list till Im happy with them, and also make for a nice surprise when I inflict them on people.
The topics are:
Cowardice: A Users Guide
Smugness (is actually the one in my list, but have expanded it somewhat outside hootoo)
Analysis of the human ability to moan (provisional title)
...and a couple of others.
Feel free to make comments and/or suggestions concerning each of these and Ill probably credit you if I steal them. Also, if they dont appear within three to four weeks, poke me because I will have forgotten.
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9th entry into the wilderness
Posted Mar 22, 2006
For some reason my interest in hootoo has been reawakened, which combined with slightly improved net access (see previous entry!) means that Im back to spending an hour or so every couple of days blissfully arguing with people and acting all superior.
The downside is, while I am wrting these very sentences, I should be in bed as I have to make a long trip in the morning which will possibly decide my future for me. I damn well hope it doesnt and that my destiny is still determined by all the failsafes and guidelines that I laid in place all that time ago, but Im allowed to mull, Im sleep deprived.
What I would like for my future is of course to be able to write pearls of wisdom and other fundamentally self-gratuitious works which other people enjoy and talk about over the water cooler, but naturally thats a pain in the buttocks.
Now, lets see which one of the...three people who will read this will comment first .
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Latest reply: Mar 22, 2006
octography journal entry
Posted Jun 20, 2005
For the next few months my net access will become severely limited, for reasons of location, inclination and obfuscation. What mockery of justice is this? When but a simple task such as entering an electronic realm is peverted into a slightly quicker version of Teletext. I cant even view lewd images any more as people will peer over my broad shoulders and giggle. Not that I do of course, ahem. The Internet is a sacred inviolate cause that upholds standards of decency and goodness throughout the lands at home and beyond the seas.
Except where it does not. Damn those moneygrubbers and bored computer literate teenagers spoiling everyones fun.
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Latest reply: Jun 20, 2005
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