Journal Entries
Viva Las Vegas
Posted Feb 26, 2008
Yes that is right I was getting a little on the chilly side so Bonnie and I headed out for sun and cheap drinks… That’s right kids we went out to Vegas for a bit.
The first thing you should remember is that Vegas can be dangerous. Remember Las Vegas is a town adjacent to a desert. Temperatures range from 34 degrees to 106 degrees. There are Snakes, Scorpions, dehydration, and the infamous dreaded Long Island Ice Tea.
The venom of the Long Island Ice Tea is unique. The first sting of this vicious and unrelenting nemesis leaves the victim craving another one… It gives the victim the feeling of happy warmth and euphoria. If the victim stumbles into the liar of a second Long Island Ice Tea they are almost certainly doomed. The second Long Island Ice Tea leaves the victim with the sense that they should not have a third but by now are under the venom’s spell and lacks the capacity to stop from seeking out a third and more. Third party intervention is important at this point. If third party intervention does not occur the victim shall stumble from place to place seeking out the sweet sweet nectar of the Long Island Ice Tea. The victim will continue to do this until they get a certain funny tasting spit in their mouth. When this happens it is imperative that the victim seek the safety of shelter. The only remedy for the violent attack of the Long Island Ice Tea is a Bloody Cesar the morning after.
Rules of Strip Survival
• Never travel alone. Always travel in groups of people (preferably of the opposite sex).
• Be alert for free game play. Avoid all free slot play but stay in tune for the free match bet.
• Abandoned bars can be dangerous. Do not explore them without assurance they are safe. Forgotten caches of drugs and whores are sometimes found; do not touch them, but report them to your travel companions immediately.
• Carry plenty of water in your hotel -- one gallon per day per person -- and drink it before and after bed!
• Wear comfortable, sturdy footwear. You will be on your feet for about 20 hours a day.
• If you are tempted to rent a car remember that you will be drunk most of the time and not able to drive it. The chances of finding a lost car after blacking out decrease by a factor of 5 in Las Vegas.
Remember what happens in Vegas comes home with you. Then you give it to your loved one and it winds up costing you a trip to the doctor and half your shit. So when you go; Wrap it up.
Venom of the long island ice tea
24oz glass filled with ice
1 part vodka
1 part tequila
1 part rum
1 part gin
1 part triple sec
1 1/2 parts sweet and sour mix
1 splash Coca-Cola
Antidote in the morning
2 oz. to 2 1/2 oz.vodka in a Highball glass filled with ice.
Fill glass with Clamato
1 dash celery salt
1 dash ground black pepper
1 dash Tabasco
2-4 dashes of Lea & Perrin'sWorcestershire sauce
1/4 tsp. horseradish (pure, never creamed)
Dash of lemon or lime juice
Garnish with a couple of olives
Discuss this Journal entry [1]
Latest reply: Feb 26, 2008
jeremyhoughsince1973
Researcher U6946993
Write an Entry
"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book. It has been compiled and recompiled many times and under many different editorships. It contains contributions from countless numbers of travellers and researchers."