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Hi Lorraine
(waves furiuosly)


Enjoy your kids while they're young, they grow up too fast. I don't mind kids, mind you I couldn't eat two. Pernos & Black?
Go out and party!!!!!!!!

im on my own just now though hun hard work lol yes perno and black yum yum sio how are u today hoping ur well mmmmwahhh got yer

U ok hun b hugggzzz xxx

Why hello there little black number.

Helloooooo sweetie how u doin hope ur well/ have u much planned over the weekend then ? im just doing my usual up to my sisters then out to the pub whilst she babysits xxx

tc spk soon
loadsa luv ~lorraine~

Night shift Sat and Sun, I'm afraid. Have a nice weekend, not too much

Mmm thought to much would give me a big bum do u think my backside looks big in this? lmao

I Remember there is no answer to does this make me look fat. And if you come home and find the wife lying naked on the coffee table with an apple in her navel, don't ask her what she's done with the fruit bowl.

Ohhh fruitbowl whats happening with that then lol lol..hows ur day going then u busy hun

Yup, quite busy.A member of staff has left and one is away ill. The replacements don't start until the 14th, so it's been a touch busy here. How's yourself?

Im ok thankyou hun just about to have something to eat mmmmmmmm lol..spicy chicken

Not a great fan of spicy chicken.Just another 45 minutes and I can go home Yay!!!!!

Freedom from work eh hun lol...ahh least ive got someone to talk to its empty around here these days

Well have a nice Easter. I'm back Sat & Sun nights.

Im going to my sisters all weekend just really a change of scene well needed and im off to liverpool next weekend meeting a m8 offline heres an eater egg for u lmao O it looks a bit small i know lol..

Let me get my magnifying glass. Where's this egg? Can't see it, but I think you've put a full stop in the wrong place in that sentance.

Have a good weekend, and think of us who are still working....Well I'm here.

Awww sweetieeee here an egg
( ) just for you so how did ur shift ova the weekend go i was away at my sisters i go on friday come back monday ahhhh a wee break only got 2 kids she baby siting my eldest till friday again then i go to the pub have a few drinks on the weekend roll on lol.ill buy u a few to hun if u like for a friend xx tc spk soon xxx

for a friend? Here's a better one

Mwah! thats much better now i say tony lol...hope ur well today hows ur work been some ? ive terrible toothache at the back wanna check this tooth out for me really hurts xxx

email me if u like matey mwahx

How jolly nice to hear from you. You're frightfully well, I trust, jolly good. Whizzo. How wizardly decent of you to keep in touch, dash good show, and all that. Spiffing, what.

Don't know what came over me for a moment then, I went into RAF mode for a split second there.