h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Mmmm neva thought of that oh well looks like ill be going with the flow sand getting blown away with yer lmfao

Never mind, Mothering Sunday this weekend, and I'm if Nicole was old enough she'd be scurrying down the road with a bunch of and a box of

The older kids have made me something for tmoz arr sweet they,l bring a tear to me eye lol

Byeee hunny nice chatting to a gr8 friend like urself may i say

im off for a bath nice n hot lol

I'll bring a lufer

OOhhh right hurry up then

Here I am

Bring ur duckie bubbles are over. flowingg hurry up then hun .

ohh sorry 4 dely hun its slow on this bet u frezzing in that lmao coulnt resist a laugh today

Oh yeah, great. Stand around here frezzing my nuts off, and all I get is a sorry. Well, ok, that's it. I'm off home.

awwww dint mean to leave u standing in ur nut word lmao ,,,
hope ur well this morning ad not freezing ur ... off lol lol

Just as well, while you're sitting there chatting on the 'phone,, leaving me like that. What would my wife say? I mean mean What would my friends say?

lmfao hows u this morning? listen im going through hell at the mo cant tell u what coos everyone will see it in here
im on my own in this and its horrible
just need friends to turn to i can trust xx

You have my email address

ok thanx hunny hows ur day been then hope ur not burn out i am lol was out all afternoon bein busy as per

nip nip

Yup been a little bit busy not had much time this afternoon. Still here now.

mmm a red jelly baby its right there on ur shoulder im just guna nibble it off for you pmsl

Have a care, Cole is not the type of woman to be crossed. Stilkl it is better to have a jelly baby than a chip on your shoulder. Now keep your distance.

oooo im sorry was only having a laugh please dont take offence i only c u as a friend