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Post 10001

Kenton Crisp - Founder of the League of the Underground

*lays out platter of sausage rolls*

RIGHT! Find General Evil and his resort. We shall assemble our forces and conquer...er, General Evil's army of...evil people.

*sighs* *sits down and munches a sausage roll*


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Post 10002

Persephone - Creator of the best typos around!

That sounds like a good plan smiley - bubbly


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Post 10003

paulh. Following butterflies through the meadows

These sausage rolls are quite good! smiley - drool especially with raisin sauce poured over them. The cole slaw's not bad either.


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Post 10004

Kenton Crisp - Founder of the League of the Underground

Well, then let's have a celebratory feast! We shall celebrate the fact that we have a mission.

Let's have more food! More drink! More semi-clad dancers of both genders frolicking for our entertainment!


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Post 10005

lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned


Semi-clad??? smiley - yikes


*dives under her Matt* smiley - lurk


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Post 10006

paulh. Following butterflies through the meadows

Fear not, Lil. smiley - hug Not hermaphrodites, but people of only *one* gender at a time. This is not a circus sideshow. At least, I don't think it is. smiley - erm


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Post 10007

lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned


I think I'll say under me Matt until it's same to come out again smiley - lurk


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Post 10008

paulh. Following butterflies through the meadows

That's fine with me, Lil. I just don't want you to be uncomfortable lying on that hard floor. smiley - smiley


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Post 10009

lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned


Oh.. I'm quite comfy under here. I have lots of cushions and smiley - choc and other things smiley - ok

smiley - lurk


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Post 10010

paulh. Following butterflies through the meadows

Cushions are always a nice alternative to hard floors. Plus, it's a rare rug that has smiley - choc underneath it. smiley - bigeyes


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Post 10011

lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned


Yes, it is smiley - biggrin


I also have a refridgerator under here somewhere... for those long summer days (when we get one)


smiley - lurk


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Post 10012

Kenton Crisp - Founder of the League of the Underground

What the... Surely you're not afraid of...

Sod it. Right. Screw the dancers. They're not my cup of tea anyway.

Shall we sing vulgar songs instead?


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Post 10013

paulh. Following butterflies through the meadows

Vulgar songs? Tom Lehrer had a good one called "I hold your hand in mine."

"The night you died, I cut it off,
I really don't know why,
For every time I kiss it,
I get bloodstains on my tie...."


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