h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I noticed your name on the 'Forgetfulness' forum and had to check up what it meant. So this is just a short note to say, 'Hello, White Rabbit!'

Wow, well thanks for saying hi... if I was vain and egotistical I could let this go to my head and say,
"Well obviously you'd have said hi to me, 'cos I'm cool."
But I've been waiting for contact from intelligent life for ages so instead I'll just thank you repeatedly.
Thank you thank you thank you thank you.
How're you by the way?
Bye.
P.S Well done on figuring the White Rabbit thing out... something inspired by Alice's Adventures In Wonderland.

Alternatively, you could con yourself that you're really being mysterious and enigmatic. After all, there probably aren't many people like me who love checking up odd-looking words, so most people probably still don't have a clue what it means.

I love the works of Lewis Carroll, particularly the way he plays with words in Alice Through the Looking-Glass, which is one of my favourite books. My name is inspired by my Chinese horoscope sign. If you're really desperate (or deeply sad) you could use that information to find out how old I am!

Bye

PS I'm fine, thanks for asking.

I would if I could be bothered, but I'm not... so I won't. Still, if we're talking Chinese type stuff, my mum and I were both born in the year of the Dog.
Quite frankly I'd prefer to be born in a year that depicts me as a scaly, fire-breathing beast from Arthurian Legend... but I'll have to stick to being likened to some kind of cute fluffy poodle instead.

Hey, what about other kinds of dogs. Brave, loyal German Shepherd Dogs (or Alsatians, if you prefer). Or, if you're into small and cute, we have a Norfolk terrier. He's very bright and intelligent, mischievous, active, fun to be with, not a malicious bone in his body ... Snag is, everybody says how nice and cute he is, and now he knows it! We love him anyway.