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Responsibility and it's blantantly Evil Causes...
Posted Jun 10, 2000
It seems as if when you turn the ripe age of 18, that the officials of the worlds Jerk-Off Organization of the World, decide that you are now to be referred to as a Mr. or Ms., and attack the world with arms swinging... This happens more often than not.
The problem with this, is that if we do not accept the evil responsiblity of pursuing life at a young age, then we must appeal to the Jerk-Off Organization of the World, by making them believe that we can learn something new in college, and therfore dump our heads in the Toilet Bowl of Debt.
There are so many things evil about responsibility that a Bible should be written on the subject alone. However, since Rice Paper is expensive, we'll have to settle for a short novella, or possibly even a 12-month calendar entitled, "Why Responsibility Sucks Raw Eggs..."
January - Responsibility entitles us to a free-trip to jail, yet we never get to see that damn, "Get out of jail FREE" card. Sometimes it funny to see someone get arrested, just because the county needs the money.
February - Two Words - Selective Service... aka The Draft.
How much more B******T do you need? The Draft? please... What is so choice about that? "It is our responsibility as citizens of the United States..." Big Friggin' Deal, if everyone knew that The US was not the Burger King we aspired it to be, we wouldn't be hiring Presidents who like their pants at their knees, and hire interns named Monica, Monaco Grand Prix just gives more head for the cylinder ... Me? No pants, thank you...
March - JURY DUTY, rates right underneath the draft, and penile implants. They are so inflated you believe they'll burst. Jury Duty is no civic duty, and even if it were, I'm sure people would still choose Barnum & Bailey, or Judge Judy meets Perry Mason in Depends.
Well... You get the point ...
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Christmas Time
Posted Dec 19, 1999
"Oh Christmas Time, Oh Christmas Time,
How do I really despise thee..."
"Oh Holidays, Oh Holidays,
You make me feel like fruitcake..."
"I never really get my wish
To bathe with Pamela Lee in whip -
Cream I never get to do,
All the things I want to..."
"I wish Santa would lose some pounds,
and possibly "X" some "short-rounds."
I wish I would never have,
Saw Boogie Nights on the I-Max..."
-Hardly Anonymous...-
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People
Posted Nov 3, 1999
People, though obvious to their namesake, are oblivious to the nature they often live by. Succumbed by the emotions of hate and obsession, it is rare that any human being actually accepts what they do in life.
Selfishness runs in every person that walks this Earth. Something is always done for someone else. And because of this, we all fail the quests we are here for. Living life to make remarkable, and yet moronic mistakes, is not living life. It is just using life as an experiment with the correctional fluid.
The ideas of life should be fruitful, not full of repair and mend.
Life should be a productive scale, not a production number. Live it right, or where out the welcome.
WSH - 11/02/99
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