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"Oh Christmas Time, Oh Christmas Time,
How do I really despise thee..."
"Oh Holidays, Oh Holidays,
You make me feel like fruitcake..."

"I never really get my wish
To bathe with Pamela Lee in whip -
Cream I never get to do,
All the things I want to..."

"I wish Santa would lose some pounds,
and possibly "X" some "short-rounds."
I wish I would never have,
Saw Boogie Nights on the I-Max..."

-Hardly Anonymous...-


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