h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi there!

Luthiena asked me to post here and kindly ask you to stop ringing her while she's trying to get some sleep...
So there you are, I'm asking you: Please stop bugging Luthiena. It isn't nice of you.

And if you don't stop, you're in serious trouble, young man!

I thought it was safer to wait a while before posting....I didn't stop ringing her and completed my experiment of that she went 56 hours without sleep and then fell asleep on the coach to Italy (she slept 20 out of the 27 hours we travelled )

So am I in trouble?

Hi there... totally different subject, but still a request, so I figured I'd post it here.

The sub-plot you've got going with Ena is great, but it would be much more fun if you'd stop playing invincible and cooperate a little with what everybody else does. Don't take this the wrong way, but you're kinda spoiling the game, you know what I mean?

Well I'm paralysed now

Alright... well, I'm sure we can have another battle sequence when the toxin wears off.

yeah, but I think you're all supposed to be taking me to the castle

So do I... but the simposts are confusing me.

Yeah, well are we all going to the castle or not...because I can't enter without the elf thing and we all can't enter without lil old me carrying Luthiena in first!!!

She's just passed Ena to me, I'll be there soon... can't say what about Thranduilion, but I reckon we'll see you there soon enough!

So, anything I need to know about the plot? I know the background story, but are there any pointers about incoming events?

You'll find out about mine and Luthiena's background in questioning...better take me off the elf thing, I speak from past experience he isn't very quick at replying to posts and I'm not on much longer!

Well, I think we'll just assume you've been brought there, to make things easier.

ok

Hey kid, good show yesterday, you make an excellent vilain!

Anyway... you got a clue what's coming up next maybe? Anything I should know to keep the plot going? Are you dead, are you still hunting Ena, have you given up?

I have not finished hunting Luthiena by any means she betrayed her home!
I am not dead, just playing so for a while..

Wow, aren't you persistent!

So what's the RL reason for going after her like that? Did she kill your fish? Keep you out of your room? Steal your girlfriend?

That is none of your business!

Okay, you're right, it isn't...

I was just wondering, you don't have to get mad.

Well it is a kinda personal question...but to answer it I don't know her that well in RL and don't like her anyway

So why did you decide that the only thing you're doing on h2g2 is trying to kill her?

Why do you want to know?