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Porridge Theory

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I was musing over breakfast when it came to me.

Never mind string theory, and the random nature of chaos.

It's all porridge.

Look at it.

Wind. Doesn't blow constantly, istead it comes in lumps which we experience as gusts.

Water, doesn't flow at a uniform rate, instead its full of eddies and currents, which are nothing more than lumps of water.

Space. Not at all a big empty place. There's plenty of lumps out there. You go and park yourself in some bit of near vacuum and wait.
Hang around in the same spot long enough and one of the big lumps of space, we just call it a planet, will come along and smoosh you.

Then you'll be just like a bowl of porridge too.

Its a unifying theory of everythingness.


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