h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

According to Einstein, yes...

Which part are you?

Probably a slightly loose fan belt, or if not a rattly kind of exhaust. How about you?

I thought the wing mirror would be nice..

My car only has 3 wheels!!!

My dog has no nose....

*with pinched nostrils* No nothe?

No, no, no.... you say 'how does he smell?'

And I say....



Terrible!

my dog had a bone...jammy thing

re-thinks...I aint got a dog??, so who had the bone!!

*coughs*

Why have you got a dog called cuoghs



Bet you get some funny looks when calling him,




come here coughs cough come cough cough

I've gone giddid doing that

mmmm! a dog called cough, I was 10 before I realised my name wasn't "oi-yu!!"

Oi Yu! Sounds Scouse to me!

better than usual stuff I get called, all starts with "little" etc

treat all insults has compliments, that way I get more

but what if insult is realy a compliment?

its all the same, insult/compliment, I win and it bugs people when they insult me and I take it, they can't work out why I don't bite