h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Does Rob the carpet feel pretty, oh so pretty, so pretty and witty and gay (in the happy sense)?

And he pities every carpet that isn't him today?

That is indeed the question. *shoves microphone in Rob's ... er... face* What do you say sir?

* take as mudbath*

Ahhh, my scales are going to be soooooooooo shiny.....

drinks in a swimming pool, on google, came up with this

http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink42.html

Prof, for a moment I thought you were going to make a mudslide http://www.webtender.com/db/drink/1516

* floats in mud bath sipping drink with straw from umbrella clad huge sized glass*

just book marked it, for when I get Irish lottery win

http://www.shubie.com/faq02.html
err!

http://mud-sliding.gzdeh.info/

I do think I prefer the drinkable one...

me too!
at the moment my drink is vodka, I change between vodka/whisky and southern comfort. But tried and liked whisky with a bailies, gave it an extra kick

to most of them actually....some whiskies are OK..

I prefer calvados and champagne, not mixed though , and good cocktails...

So, we don´t have to fight for the booze ... and can be squiffy easier...

tried to drown a cold virus the other night, went down a good bit of bottle, no sign off hangover, cold on way out

Hmm..someone stole my posting...

* looks around*

Can´t find it, so I´d better write a new one then...

What I wrote was that viruses are like sorrows, can´t be drowned...

Believe me, I´ve tried to...

I look at it this wayalcohol is an anticeptic and bugs don't like anitceptic.

I had a laugh a few year ago, I wrote to teletext pages on ITV, saying, with all the doctors/scientists etc, why can't they adapt bleach for human consumption, TV adverts say it kills all known germs

Why should we? The unemployment rate is high enough already...

then again, in the 70's, I did write to Guiness book, wanting to be entered as Animal, the worlds most modest superstar

...did they put you in chains..?

look at the bottom
http://public.fotki.com/azahar/h2g2_friends/page19.html

What on were you doing? Playing the ghost of the haunted dungeons...?

Oh yes! spot on!
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