h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

haha iw looks smashing

doesn't he, hey, what!

Quite dashing!

::in phony british accent:: Thank you, quite right. My mother's grandfather was from jolly ol' England, you know! Yes, he was a mercinary, and left that country for this one when he didn't want to refund the British government, who claimed that they had over paid him... he even changed his name when coming here. I'd tell you what from and what too, but I don't want a man in uniform knocking down my door looking for the my great grand father owed him!

Hi there.
Though I was born in Canada, my father is from the States, but he was "stationed" here during the Vietnam war (*JOKE*)
Hey irving, if you're going to wear that bowler, you may as well where white pants, white shirt, and white suspenders, and get yourself a nice cane and a cod piece (ala Clockwerk Orange)

I just read your whole name and... that's one CHEAP guitar! Unless $1 canadian = $30 U.S.

Does anyone have any of that funny looking eyemakeup that they wear? The only makeup I own is a stick of blue lipstick.

~Irving

You can pick up the fake eyelashes at any costume shop, me boyo. Now, throw on the Ludwig Van, me droogs, and lets have a listen!

(I have a postcard of Alex hanging on my cubicle wall. Funny thing is, no one has ever questioned it...)

If you aren't careful, I'll beat you all to death with a large ceramic phallus.

~Irving

And then drink a glass of milk from a ceramic woman's breast? This sounds like a conversation from another forum!

A Kubrick related forum?

heheheh and which one would that be?