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Post 1

Vicki Virago - Proud Mother

I'm bored...thought I'd come and annoy you smiley - smooch


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Post 2

Ivan the Terribly Average

I don't feel particularly annoyed yet, but do keep trying. smiley - smiley

smiley - choc


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Post 3

Vicki Virago - Proud Mother

Pah! you're not easy to wind up Ivan!

Hows thinks with you chick?


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Post 4

Ivan the Terribly Average

I can't be wound up, I'm battery-operated. smiley - smiley

The catch is, my battery keeps going flat so I spend a lot of time lying down these days. But things are getting better. Slowly.

How are you?


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Post 5

Vicki Virago - Proud Mother

I'm good at the moment. Had a little dip coming of my mind bending prescriptions. Whata mistaka to makea!


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Post 6

Ivan the Terribly Average

Does this mean your mind is now unbent? Is that any good? I ask as one who's had a bent mind basically forever...


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Post 7

Vicki Virago - Proud Mother

Nah...it'll never be unbent! That just wouldn't do! smiley - rofl


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