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*prods Ivan*
Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] Posted Dec 13, 2004
I hate tablets 
how you doing anyways pal?
*prods Ivan*
Ivan the Terribly Average Posted Dec 13, 2004
Oh, I'm fine. I have a day off w*rk today, on account of this being my birthday... 
I'll be off for a day of relaxation with my ex, which beats sitting at a desk.
*prods Ivan*
Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] Posted Dec 13, 2004
oooooh happy birthday sweetheart 21 again???
*prods Ivan*
Ivan the Terribly Average Posted Dec 13, 2004
Not 21 again - I don't think I'd like that much - I'll settle for 34, thanks. I can't pretend to anything else, judging by what I saw in the mirror this morning. *shrug*
*prods Ivan*
Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] Posted Dec 13, 2004
Sorry yeah I suppose *shrug* Well your only as young as the woman you feel well or 
something like that 
*prods Ivan*
Ivan the Terribly Average Posted Dec 13, 2004
If I'm as young as the man I feel, then I must be 37! 
*prods Ivan*
Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] Posted Dec 13, 2004
makes me thirty 
oops
*prods Ivan*
Ivan the Terribly Average Posted Dec 13, 2004
Maybe I should see about being 25 again, one of these days. 
*prods Ivan*
Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] Posted Dec 13, 2004
Oh really, hmmmm
*prods Ivan*
Ivan the Terribly Average Posted Dec 14, 2004
After the day that was, I think I'll settle for 37. 
He really is rather special...
*prods Ivan*
Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] Posted Dec 14, 2004
whoo! sounds good
*prods Ivan*
Ivan the Terribly Average Posted Dec 15, 2004
It sounds better than it is... he's my ex-partner. *shrug* Oh well - I'll settle for good company and the occasional 
.
*prods Ivan*
Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] Posted Dec 15, 2004
now those I can do
*prods Ivan*
Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] Posted Dec 16, 2004
course not, they're here to be shared 
*prods Ivan*
Ivan the Terribly Average Posted Dec 18, 2004
Oooh, I hate being tickled. It's hell when the 
wants to prod my chest or something like that, I end up in hysterics. 
How's things in your part of the world? Here it's about 30C, and the first cicadas of the season are creating a dreadful racket outside. There's no other news about anything at all, which is nice for a change...
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