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Post 221

Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major]

*giggles*


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Post 222

Ivan the Terribly Average

smiley - erm I had several good sleeps. I must be getting old. Going out to look for ways to be naughty just didn't appeal. Sad, really.


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Post 223

Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major]

I, on the other hand, have been thinking up increasingly naughty activities with my limited range of options smiley - huh


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Post 224

Ivan the Terribly Average

smiley - bigeyes Sounds interesting...


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Post 225

Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major]

Actaully it isnt that interesting, it just means I'm increasingly frustrated smiley - rofl


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Post 226

Ivan the Terribly Average

Wel, yes, there is that aspect of things. Frustration's always lurking about, ready to crop up and be a nuisance at the worst possible moment... *sigh*

On a more cheerful note, there's a deluge going on outside so I've a perfect excuse not to do any gardening tomorrow. smiley - smiley I do like it when the weather forces me to do nothing at all.


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Post 227

Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major]

Well ye-es smiley - biggrin that does sound useful weather

that mean you're not after my rain again smiley - huh damn smiley - doh everythings all soggy here and has been for a while now smiley - erm


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Post 228

Ivan the Terribly Average

Feel free to send the rain down here if you don't want it. The drought's more or less over, but the dams are still only 50% full.


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Post 229

Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major]

*waves arms at rain and points in your general direction* be gone rain! Go! leave! ....... Please... smiley - weird


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Post 230

Ivan the Terribly Average

I'll try to lure it down somehow. Maybe if I go out without an umbrella, or something. I'll think about it overnight...


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Post 231

Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major]

*giggles* alright then *wonders wether going out without an umbrella is more likely to make it rain*


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Post 232

Ivan the Terribly Average

The sky's clear this morning, which is disappointing. It's still swampy out there, though, so there's nothing to make me feel guilty about spending the day on the couch with books. smiley - zen


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Post 233

Ivan the Terribly Average

I just found your email - I'll respond to it fairly soon, honestly... smiley - cool


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Post 234

Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major]

smiley - cool I saw your reply, as you know smiley - huh meh *shrugs*


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Post 235

Ivan the Terribly Average

I saw yours, too. smiley - weirdsmiley - silly What a coincidence...


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Post 236

Ivan the Terribly Average

The local fire brigade has just been for a jog down my street. They stopped outside my house for a bit of a stretching session.

I simply had to tell someone who'd understand.

smiley - magic


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Post 237

Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major]

smiley - bigeyes Oooh, you should have gone outside and offered them food/drink/something else


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Post 238

Ivan the Terribly Average

Just watching was enough for me. Of course, if they decide to use this street as a fitness track on a regular basis, I'll have to make friends with them. smiley - angel

One of them in particular got my attention. smiley - blush Gosh, it's been a long time since I've felt this libidinous.


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Post 239

Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major]

smiley - winkeye its not against the law to enjoy yourself. Or, well that depends what you enjoy smiley - bigeyes but still smiley - tongueout


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Post 240

Ivan the Terribly Average

smiley - bigeyes The firemen were outside again, for a few moments. I do like this suburb...


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