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Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Started conversation Aug 30, 1999
Hi Proff. Which country are you from - if you don't mind me asking?
Proff Posted Aug 31, 1999
Not at all dear chap. Born in Banbury,1951. Parents
Polish/Ukranian/Russian/ probably a bit of Dentrasi thrown in.
Currently living in Cotswolds, till recently worked in major teacher training college in Cheltenham in Physiology/Sports/Electronics/Mechanics & Video research type stuff dept. Now working for a large Electronics/Hobby type firm with 52(ish) stores in the country as Technical Sales Entity.
Hobbies include, Drink,Drink,Drink,Politics,Winding people up,Drink,Photography,Hi-Fi,Shootng,Shootng my mouth off,Drink,Community work,Astronomy,Fine wine,Archery,Technology,Wimmin,Banning Chewing Gum & Tobacco,used to enjoy sailing,Komputors and Planting a Curse on Bill Gates,SF,Fine Food,Junk Food,Life..... Not looking forward to death.
Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Sep 1, 1999
Proff Posted Sep 1, 1999
No problem, but what prompted the question in the first place?
Dentrasi, as you may well know, probably by far the best cooks in the universe. However, due to a lapse in orders for designer planets, and hence Interstellar By-Passes, the Vogons had to let a lot of their employees be made redundant. One I suspect was dumped in Poland, during a perticularly nast electrical storm. Originaly my then father to be, was in fact destined to be materialised in the 'Greasy Spoon' at the northern Watford bypass. Due to the electrical storm he found
himself wandering amongst the Bison in the Silesia forests in Poland.
vegiman:-) Posted Sep 5, 1999
I am just a researcher like yourself and I see you are beginning to find you way around h2g2. Here are a few tips to help a bit more.
You can tell who is on line in h2g2 at this time and you can put it on your home page. just click for more info:
It has also got an A to Z of pages written - More info on my page if you wish to pinch it.
H2G2 started life copying the interstella ramblings of DNA but has calmed down a bit now. Pages should not be submitted before others have had a chance to read them - They will give you a clue to what is and is not rejectionable material.
BTW Looney was being his ususal friendly self - He is usually a mad writer - you must have caught him in a more somber mood.
Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Sep 5, 1999
vegiman:-) Posted Sep 5, 1999
Proff Posted Sep 6, 1999
Gosh, cheers for the tips and info guys.
Ltunes page is stunning! Makes me feel ever so 'umble.
No, Ziggy Stardust was a disgraced elf, he was paid in Roubles to chip the ice off the Kremlin wall. There was a bit of trouble with his Trabant and home made Vodka,and a Nitrous Oxide injection system.
The rest I guess is history...............
Thanks for the flowers & the welcome note!
vegiman:-) Posted Sep 6, 1999
Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Sep 6, 1999
I thought that was Rasputin
I have found Proff, anything you want that lives on other researchers pages just ask and they won't mind if you copy it and display it on your page in the form that suits you.
Vodka - first produced by a Polish drunk. How come most people believe it originated in Russia?
Proff Posted Oct 1, 1999
Hi guys, galls and the furry creatures from Alpha Centauri.
Nice to be back, both I and the Komputor device habve been a little unwell the last few weeks, it will take a bit of time to find my legs again, nice to be made so welcome. Cheers.
Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Oct 1, 1999
vegiman:-) Posted Oct 1, 1999
Just mosey around - if you get lost - check and see if loony or I are on line and say Hi - we will always welcome and help you.
Nothing worse than a sick cmpitor - hope you didn't suffer withdrawals.
Grey Area Posted Jan 26, 2000
Hi, Prof! We have allowed other matters to take up too much of our attention. But now... we are back.
The tried to hold a memorial service for You Know Who in the Cathedral, needed because of the large number of attendees, including Uncle Ivor, no less. But they wont allow it on account of the deceased being a Red Sea Pedestrian. Bastards! It's little things like that that make me loath them more and more. I thought they all believed in the same God? I'd wish them all a long roasting in Hell, if I believed in it.
I fixed my computer, but now it's broke again. Looks like the only tech support I'll get from the vendor is via a ouijia board!
Share, and Enjoy!
Proff Posted Jan 29, 2000
Nothing could be further from the truth. Work, boozing and socialising in a neverending circle, this is going to kill me!
Looking forward to the summer. Macallans Laphroaig and the NOKIA 7110e.
Proff Posted Jan 29, 2000
I know exactly what you mean, almost the biggest hypocrites are the catholics (I should know they tried to make me one), now I have got to know a few Muslims, jeez are they bigoted or what! But without exception the worst are the self confessed CHRISTIANS! I see why the romans fed them to the Lions!!!!! Here pussy pussy.
Grey Area Posted Jan 30, 2000
I'll have the RSPCA on them Romans if they don't start feeding them lions proper!!
How's life in the fast lane? I'm still waiting for my licence to turn up. I see you've been chatting with Looneytoons. He's very funny, but my computer crashes if I try to look at his page!
Proff Posted Feb 5, 2000
Hi there me old Grey, the RSPCA have been informed.
The lions tell me that Christians give them real bad indegestion and as from Monday are going on hunger strike, they are demanding Organic Christians! No pleasing some......
Grey Area Posted Feb 6, 2000
Sorry, no Organic Christians at this time of year, will they settle for Genetically Modified ones? Also, all that sand on the meat must be bad for them, how about a nice concrete arena?
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- 1: Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here (Aug 30, 1999)
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- 5: vegiman:-) (Sep 5, 1999)
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- 8: Proff (Sep 6, 1999)
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