h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I was wondering where you had got to the baby has started kicking

Good grief, young man. How did a guy like you manage to get pregnant?

Are you two getting hitched? I know yram, he's a shee..

But I *don't* know yram. At least I don't think so. yram, where do you live? and how did we meet?

I know the same thing about Leo...

The last Yram was Mary and I've forgotten where she met Joseph, perhaps the Keeper of the Wolves may be able to enlighten us.
What do you mean you know the same thing about Leo?

Joseph? Can someone please explain to me what is going on instead of just posting this stuff all over my threads?

Because I"d appreciate if we could just keep this in one single thread until it's worked out.

Never mind. You are obviously on a different wave length. Goodbye and take care of yourself.

I'm sorry you feel that way, but perhaps. I certainly made a mistake and I"m sorry about that too. Are you angry at me?

No I'm not angry I'm upset. I made a mistake as well.
Why would I want to make you angry?

No reason at all. I don't think you did. And you didn't.

But who is yram?

I am still looking for work and noticed something when I went to my mailbox. You might find this useful:

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Later on you might like to explain what

"This also applies to those wussy men who wear something under their kilts." quote from one of your earlier efforts. I'm surpised nobody actually yikesed that one.

Men aren't supposed to wear anything under their kilts. Some do, because they're bashful.

Who is yram?

How do you know whether they wear anything under their kilts or not?
In my experience they either wear a kilt when they are playing bagpipes or going to a wedding. You don't find many Scots who wear a kilt all the time. They may do in the islands. You'll have to check with someone from the Hebrides.

Who is yram? Yram is Mary, Mary is Yram. That was a story, but you've gone and spoiled it now. You have every right because you didn't understand what I was writing about. So I'm sorry if I upset you.

Well why don't you explain what it was about?

I just have. Stop trying to tie things up in knots.

I have just had a look at the Humour page, for sticking humorous pictures on 'My Space' but none of them are very funny.

I've already explained how things are in my earlier conversations, you will have to take a look at them if you want to know.
As for the story that you 'got involved with' please be notified right now that you are no longer involved with my story and neither is anyone else.

I shall just have to take it elsewhere.
Have fun wherever it is you decide to go.

All I saw was Mary and Joseph. I couldn't figure out where Leo came in.

But fine.