h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

well, you did say nothing I have is of value and the car does have lights yes, as do some of the watches

Ah, all the watches are so you can see what time it is in every time-zone, right?

I'm not sure actually probably at least one of them is

So that you can know the time in France? (That calculation can be tricky.)

OOH well, I dont know about that I mean MAYBE

But it is. You have to add 1, unless it's past 23:00, and then you have to take 23, but it's tommorow.

I knew there was a reason I was suspicious of france! I think they're chronograph type watches mostly I dont waste money

Yes, other people waste it for you.

exactly! they make me buy expensive cars and watches and suchlike

So, in other words, your home is full of cr*p that you don't want, and you want to give it all to me when you die?

No I want to bribe you with it to make you do what I want

Well it depends on what you want me to do.

We-ell........ let me make a list

It had better not have anything to do with spiders.

spiders! Where!

Over there. There's a whole bunch of them plotting.

I knew it!

Careful now, they can hear you.

I knew I wasnt paranoid! I knew it! </>

Of course you're not. Everybody knows that spiders are EVIL.