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hmmm

He doesn't eat, drink, sleep...

why dont you get him to do it during the day too then? sounds a nice sort of chap

I hadn't thought of that!!

see, now this incredible intelligence is why I came fourth in the elections, and its questionability is why I didnt come first

Yeah, people don't want a president to be too intelligent, like that Bush fella.

hes too smart for his own good him *shakes head* he needs to learn to tone down a little

Indeed he does, there are times that I can't understand a word he says do to all the long words he uses.

I'm not sure I've ever understood a word he said nevermind *stretches in a vague sort of way* so what we doing today Brain

The same thing we do every day, Pinky... er, Jack. Try to take over the world.

*is silently glad hes not the only one who remembers this cartoon*

So, you got a plan?

I heard an interesting plan today involving underwear, but I don't think it would work.

It didnt involved sticking it on your head, sticking pencils up your nose and saying "wibble" did it?

No, unless that was the second stage of the plan, nobody could remember.

Well, thank god for that, I tried that once and people didnt seem to notice the difference

Was that during the time you were in the mental hospital?

no no it was before that

Quite soon before that, one would assume.

well ye-es...

Indeed, one might assume that had you not done that, then the stay in the mental hospital wouldn't have been required.