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Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Started conversation Sep 5, 1999
He moved the limerick house
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Sep 5, 1999
a cat and two sheep
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Anonymouse Posted Sep 5, 1999
Not to mention a crow and two grouse.
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A captain named Jean-Luc Piccard
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Menza Posted Sep 5, 1999
(Humble apologies that should have read)
He liked ten forward but got barred
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Vestboy Posted Sep 5, 1999
You get to start the next one Menzarse (by the way is that name sort of Spanish (pronounced Menthar'say) or crude?)
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Menza Posted Sep 5, 1999
I didn't start a new one because my hands had decided upon a unilateral boycot of all typing activity (see previous posts) nothing I typed made any sense, no change there then . As for the name, its just crude. In my defence it is my nickname from Uni, and I did not make it up myself.
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There was a young man from Manc
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Menza Posted Sep 5, 1999
He ended up locked in the tank
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The mouse lived under the floor
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Vestboy Posted Sep 6, 1999
Looneytunes & PP I'm not sure you've quite got the hang of this. The first two lines are long and rhyme. The next two are shorter and only rhyme with each other - not the first line and then the last line goes back to the plot of the first two.
So I'll take yours as line 5 and put in the missing lines.
The mouse lived under the floor
Considered his life somewhat of a bore
He tried to cook
without any luck
Forever eating food oh so raw
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Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Sep 6, 1999
Vestboy is a legend
He fixed the ending
Of a previous post
A man with the most
Is Vestboy my friend
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- 3: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Sep 5, 1999)
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