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Post 1

Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

He moved the limerick house


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Post 2

Anonymouse

And was followed by a mouse


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Post 3

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

a cat and two sheep


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Post 4

Vestboy

and green wellies to keep


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Post 5

Anonymouse

Not to mention a crow and two grouse.

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A captain named Jean-Luc Piccard


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Post 6

Vestboy

Found trekking with stars very hard


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Post 7

Anonymouse

So he hired a First Mate


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Post 8

Some Guy

That guy, second rate



smiley - bigeyes


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Post 9

Menza

He in ten forward and got barred


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Post 10

Menza

(Humble apologies that should have read)

He liked ten forward but got barred


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Post 11

Vestboy

You get to start the next one Menzarse (by the way is that name sort of Spanish (pronounced Menthar'say) or crude?)


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Post 12

Menza

I didn't start a new one because my hands had decided upon a unilateral boycot of all typing activity (see previous posts) nothing I typed made any sense, no change there then smiley - winkeye . As for the name, its just crude. In my defence it is my nickname from Uni, and I did not make it up myself.

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There was a young man from Manc


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Post 13

PaleoDan

Who worked as a guard in a bank


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Post 14

Menza

The clerk was a babe


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Post 15

Some Guy

And when she got raped
smiley - winkeye


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Post 16

Menza

He ended up locked in the tank

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The mouse lived under the floor


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Post 17

Some Guy

Considered his life somewhat of a bore


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Post 18

Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

Forever eating food oh so raw


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Post 19

Vestboy

Looneytunes & PP I'm not sure you've quite got the hang of this. The first two lines are long and rhyme. The next two are shorter and only rhyme with each other - not the first line and then the last line goes back to the plot of the first two.

So I'll take yours as line 5 and put in the missing lines.

The mouse lived under the floor
Considered his life somewhat of a bore
He tried to cook
without any luck
Forever eating food oh so raw


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Post 20

Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

Vestboy is a legend
He fixed the ending
Of a previous post
A man with the most
Is Vestboy my friend


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