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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Aug 26, 1999
(Sorry, Krissy Lee, I was in a hurry!)
A confused technician from Dell
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Jonny Posted Aug 26, 1999
A confused technician from Dell
Arrived at a Gateway to hell
He was seen by a daemon
(sorry for 2nd bat 'puter pun...)
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PaleoDan Posted Aug 27, 1999
And even with all that money, you could tell.
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There once was a girl from New York
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Classic Krissy Posted Aug 27, 1999
There once was a girl from New York
Who had a spectacular fork
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Jonny Posted Aug 27, 1999
There once was a girl from New York,
Who had a spectacular fork,
It had seventeen prongs,
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Classic Krissy Posted Aug 27, 1999
There once was a girl from New York,
Who had a spectacular fork,
It had seventeen prongs,
Was fitted with thongs,
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Aug 27, 1999
she had to catty it stuck in a cork.
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I wore out my Joystick today
(See - I remembered this time, Krissy Lee!)
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Aug 27, 1999
That was, of course, "She had to caRRy it stuck in a cork" - damn the lack of editing facilities!
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Classic Krissy Posted Aug 27, 1999
Yay! 
I don't know, if you say "catty" really quick you'll sound Scottish. Kinda cool.
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Aug 27, 1999
Krissy - if I say ANYTHING really quick, it sounds Scottish! (I live in Aberdeen... )
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Jonny Posted Aug 27, 1999
I wore out my Joystick today,
My life's now in complete disarray,
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Classic Krissy Posted Aug 27, 1999
Hee hee...well, that works then, doesn't it? Go Scotland!
I wore out my joystick today,
My life's in complete disarray.
I kicked out my cat,
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Aug 27, 1999
Trashed my whole flat,
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Jonny Posted Aug 27, 1999
Being sick of long loading times, I've continued this over here: http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=13364&thread=17618
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