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Post 1

RiffRaff

Well, we've got Mornington Crescent at http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?thread=5535&forum=7271 and Cheddar Groge at http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?thread=19752&forum=15119 ,so now we just need a Limericks game!

I'll start:

Whilst surfing at h2g2,


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Post 2

RiffRaff

Hmm, those links are entirely wrong. Let's try again.


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Post 3

RiffRaff

Cheddar Gorge:
http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=15752&thread=15119


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Post 4

RiffRaff

Mornington Crescent:
http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=5535&thread=7271


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Post 5

RiffRaff

Okay, those seem to work.

Anyway:

Whilst surfing at h2g2,


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Post 6

Vestboy

I was given a large pot of glue


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Post 7

RiffRaff

My keyboard was stuck,


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Post 8

Grey

In the midst of this muck


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Post 9

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

by a glutenous mass of UHU.


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Post 10

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

New start:

"Whilst struggling to rhyme with 'Orange',"


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Post 11

RiffRaff

BZZZZT! Foul!

Start again.


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Post 12

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

FOUL????

Lozenge! Door-Hinge! Syringe! (and, I'm told, an awful lot of French words!)

Anyhow,
"Whilst trying to upgrade my RAM,"


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Post 13

RiffRaff

You must pronounce it differently, then. Anyway:


I smeared it with butter and jam.


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Post 14

Vestboy

and some thick, clotted cream


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Post 15

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

made it look quite obscene


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Post 16

Caitlyn

Do these limericks have to stay clean?

New one...
While surfing on the net


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Post 17

RiffRaff

Well, Caitlyn, since it's on my user page, I'll call 'Nope!'
I'll take responsibility if we get in trouble. smiley - smiley

Finishing the previous one:
But tastes great with pineapple and ham.


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Post 18

Grey

I made this lousy bet


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Post 19

Son-of-a-Bob

Hello.
I'm fishing for feedback on my brand-new user page about Limericks.
Take a look: http://www.h2g2.com/P137459
Thanks!


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Post 20

Vestboy

When I took my fish to the vet


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