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I s'pose you don't love me anymore

Post 1

Vestboy

I looked keenly down your list of friends and there I wasn't.

A tear ran down my cheek and left a while line through my deep tan.

I may not recover.


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Putt on the other hand I might smiley - winkeye


I s'pose you don't love me anymore

Post 2

Vestboy

I spent ages drawing a putter sinking a putt AND previewed it and then it came out like that ......\\... stuff - does nothing improve!?


I s'pose you don't love me anymore

Post 3

The Duke of Dunstable

Oh, but I still do. smiley - smiley It's H2G2 I don't love anymore, I think it's a complete sell out to let BBC take over. It's gone all boring and ruley. "Don't do this or that, be careful. Come on, be our snitch; tell us if someone is up to mischief so that we can flame the pest out of them"... It's like a cyberversion of DDR...
And if yoy try one of the links you'll notice that it doesn't work, so maybe you should be glad you're not in there? smiley - winkeye

How's stuff, old pal?


I s'pose you don't love me anymore

Post 4

Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

Bites his tongue for fear of reprisal, but agrees wholeheartedly...

smiley - sadface

Still... at least we have each other..... ahhhh!!!


smiley - cool


I s'pose you don't love me anymore

Post 5

The Duke of Dunstable

Ah Sidney. You are right, of course. We must stick together in these times of opression.


I s'pose you don't love me anymore

Post 6

Vestboy

So. It sounds like you lot need a super hero to help you out. It just so happens...


I s'pose you don't love me anymore

Post 7

The Duke of Dunstable

Vestie, not quite sure that even stains on a vest can cope with this. Or am I underestimating the powers of those stains? Can they really be of use in the present situation?


I s'pose you don't love me anymore

Post 8

Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

The stains on the underpants have more prominance!

Be afraid.... be very afraid!!smiley - winkeye

smiley - cool


I s'pose you don't love me anymore

Post 9

The Duke of Dunstable

Oh I am. I am. No, honestly! I really am scared!


I s'pose you don't love me anymore

Post 10

Vestboy

Do not be afraid Duke. These stains are stronger than ever after my little interlude. I've even got a couple of new ones from travel in eastern Europe... I think it's beetroot and some mossy stuff from a field in Hungary.

Anyway what do you want me to do to help?


I s'pose you don't love me anymore

Post 11

The Duke of Dunstable

Well, it's like this. I've started a campaign to set all time high record level of morals at h2g2. To that end I have built a Dungeon on my personal space, a prison, where I send foul people who does not reach the standards that should be craved. I custody right now I have a person who, obscured yes, but still, uttered the f-word in a thread. ( http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F24306?thread=96988&post=881879 ). You could be one of my field operators, arresting foul mouthed scumbags and place them in the Dungeon at http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F12973?thread=105322. You are authorized to use whatever means necessary to apprehend the bad guys. It's like there never was a Geneva convention, really.


I s'pose you don't love me anymore

Post 12

The Duke of Dunstable

Vstie, have a look at http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F432?thread=105534 and http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F9598?thread=105535 and you'll see what I mean.


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Post 13

Ottox

smiley - kiss


Some quite long half hours you have! Or is Vestboy just blind? smiley - cool

smiley - nahnah


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Post 14

The Duke of Dunstable

Oh, but he's hard at work allready. He just doesn't waste valuable time talking nonsense. Even though that is what he usually does best. smiley - smiley


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Post 15

Vestboy

This stop watch seems to be stopped.

Is the half hour up yet?

*looks around for new battery for the egg timer*


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Post 16

The Duke of Dunstable

There! The half hour is up.


Punish me!

Post 17

Vestboy

*click's stopwatch*
To the SECOND! Well done. Uncanny in fact.


Punish me!

Post 18

The Duke of Dunstable

I know! It's these new watches they're making nowadays, superb stuff with atoms in it, I think.


Punish me!

Post 19

Vestboy

*Looks to see if there are any atoms in the stopwatch.*
What do they look like?


Punish me!

Post 20

The Duke of Dunstable

Well, the way I understand it, your watches atoms are not actually IN your watch, per se, but they are stored somewhere in Geneva. I don't know how it works, but it seems to.


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