h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Strange person! Very strange!

Very, very, very strange!

and you are......
a stranger..
person

Strangersssss in the nighhhhhttt.......

Strange is a state of mind defined by its dissimilarity to convention. I'm sure that was a condition of entry as defined by DA when we signed on. Or was it no swearing? I always get those mixed up.

By the way Mr De Mille, I'm ready for my close up now.

I doubt anyone else is

Mr B de Mille is in Transylvania waiting for his electricity shot so he can come back to life and work on his next epic. This will be a fictional account about how Catholic priests are pious and do not contribute to needless suffering in 3rd World countries with their outdated, sexist, policies. The Pope will play himself. This is because the money for playing Gandolf in Lord of the Rings was only $420 million.

Does this mean there will be a Gandalfmobile?

Wowbagger, Gandolf is a wizard and does not travel like mere mortals. He will be using my wonderful invention. A car made from iron sands taken from beaches where the iron sands do not oxidise and rust. This of course will restrict filming to sunny days. Luckily, in NZ there are only 45 days to spring, 135 days to summer 160 days to Christmas and 748 days to the first big event of the new millennium. The international drinking races to be held in London in 2001.

How do you enter them?

To get in the car you open the door. The international drinking races are being organsied by "the man in the shack". Visit his home page and leave a message. He will give you all the gory details.

cheers
and i do know how to open the door
I own a car

I once owned a convertible on which the doors had been welded permantly shut. You entered via the roof. The International Drinking Races - entries, thread is now up and running. A link is on my page.

Hurrah!

I must admit I am slightly concerened the International cerebral palsy cocktail shaking contest could get messy

But they make a great Brandy Alexander.

and it would be well shaken

Maybe the kitchen area of the Crystal Palace, just down the road from The man in the shack's shack would provide a good venue for the cocktail shaking. Sort of, throwing up, downstairs

there we go
one site for the international drinking games already established
more money for the alcohol

here's a game:
take one bottle of beer
take one dirty sock (preferably one that has been worn on a day's hike
put the sock over the bottle
down the beer through the sock
the fastest wins

While standing on one foot. Sounds wonderful Swiv

I'll race you
ready steady GO

oh I won