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Post 1

Baldrick

I was just passing by...when I had a thought. We could use somebody with your sense of humour at the Department/Ministry/Whatever of for Sitting on Our Backsides and Doing Sod-All to help us while away the hours of doing sod-all. Sound like fun?


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Post 2

Baldrick

Oh yeah, and you get a long, important-sounding but really meaningless title.


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Post 3

Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

GEMINI
Why do we get so much spam e-mail?
We're good people. We never did nothing to no one.
We never asked to get the same "Lose 40 pounds in 40 minutes" e-mail 40 times a month.
Sure you can report spam e-mailers, but it's like sticking your index
finger in the ocean to hold back the waves.

I guess what we're trying to say with the above convoluted bad analogy is -- Reporting spam e-mailers doesn't seem to work.
So we get a new address, but then nobody knows how to find us and we can't give away the address for fear it'll be found.
So we are running scared and running out of ideas for new clever e-mail handles.

This week you feel no fear and are full of brilliant ideas.
Our problem is pretty paltry when compared to what your closest friend is going through. We say run and help your frazzled friend in need.

Sign me up Baldrick. It's written in the stars.


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Post 4

Baldrick

Cool! Pop over to the small Portakabin at http://www.h2g2.com/A454277
and collect your long meaningless title and nice chair.


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