h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Bluebottle sent me over, so I just thought I would say hi and appologise for the mess.

Nice one kid, nice one. Any mate of old Blueys is a friend of mine, so, do you like eating people?

No babe, he's the barman at the local Pub - the Forum & Firkin.
I can give you the address to go there if you'd like. I often pop in for a quick drink....(Coke)

Oh okay, nice one. I may eat him.

Why not settle for a packet of peanuts?? So, I'll find out that address for you - or perhaps it would be easier if I became you and took you there myself... What do you think? Then you'd just have to click.

That exchange was confusing.

Not if you know us!

So that begs the question, "do I really want to?"

Well, I like us.

So do I. Menzza me old cobblar, how much for a PINT o' bud?

Click below to find out:
http://www.h2g2.com/A187508
And go into whatever's Open For Business!

And the barman is now present.

Yet doing nothing much... Out comes automatic.

What? The metal man again, or just the self-service signs

No the self service signs, the machine has been playing up and well, talking. It seems to be disterbing the customers.

Yes, I noticed that it isn't as busy here as it has been. Well, give me a and tell me all your problems.

We have got to decide on the meaning of the drink smilies. and also come up with a better collective name.

Okay... Well, how about:
= a pint

= a coffee cup

|_| = glass of lemonade/coke etc.

As for collective name, I'll leave that to the rest of you to decide.

I hate parallel convasations, I just posted those in the cake forum.

Really? If we stick to discussing them in the hopefully we won't go too wrong