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Fred the Cheese....?

Post 1

Bluebottle

Hi Jenny, my name's Matt, but for some reason people call me Bluebottle - perhaps because that's the name I typed in. Now, forgive my ignorance, but I would like you to tell me all about Fred the Cheese - I'm sure it is fascinating.
Apart from that, which small town in Sussex are you from? I'm from a small town on the Isle of Wight, and this is my third day of being a researcher for the Guide, and am just trying to make new friends etc. Hmm, I think that's a start.
See you around with your towel (and possibly bikini? - No, I DID NOT write that), Matt.
smiley - smiley


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Post 2

Jenny and Fred the cheese

hello i'm jenny and this is my towel. Fred the cheese is not that interesting, a while ago someone asked me what my life revolved around and my answer was a small cheese called fred, this stuck and i now use it frequently, see i told you it wasn't doing very interesting. I live in Henfield which is very cool if purely because of the fact i live there. have a nice life


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Post 3

Bluebottle

Okay, thanks for replying to the question. If by the "have a nice life" comment at the end you were asking me to not bother you again, well, I apologise for any inadvertant insult I may have caused, and I won't bother you again unless you would like me to.
smiley - sadface Still, if you ever want to chat, then, I'm about. Enjoy H2G2!


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Post 4

Jenny and Fred the cheese

I wasn't insulting you thats just a thing i say.


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Post 5

Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ...

Hello Jenny, Hello Bluebottle Hello Fred
Nothing else ............. just Hello


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Post 6

Jenny and Fred the cheese

i tottaly agree


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Post 7

Jim the Wonder Llama (back from yonder)

This is a blank page.


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Post 8

Jenny and Fred the cheese

it is? lovely


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Post 9

MadMunk?¿

Thanx for pointing that out JTWL, I'd never have noticed otherwise...smiley - winkeye


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Post 10

frankymouse

this has nothing to do with anything...Fred the cheese is a small cheese named Fred, this is mentioned on a certain page so why does anyone ask fred the cheese


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Post 11

Jenny and Fred the cheese

speeking on behalf of fred the cheese, he'd like you to know he is very shy and scared of humanoid lifeforms but don't let that put you off, if you get to know him you'll find he's actualy very intelligent and amusing. However he does get a bit upset if you eat him


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Post 12

MadMunk?¿

I can see why that would happen. However, I don't like eating cheese, so he has nothing to fear from me. smiley - fish


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Post 13

frankymouse

why has he nothing to fear of you? surely cheesies are scared of crazy peoples (except Jenny of course).


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Post 14

Jenny and Fred the cheese

i'm not a cheese, actualy yes i am, and i'm not scared of people, although i may occasionally find it slightly difficult to talk to certain members of the opposite sex, especially not crazy people


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Post 15

MadMunk?¿

How do you know I'm crazy. I didn't tell you did I? Oh dear, my shrink warned me to keep that one under wraps.... smiley - winkeye


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Post 16

Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ...

Shrink wrapped cheese maybe ???????


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Post 17

Jenny and Fred the cheese

Fred the cheese has nightmares about being shrink wrapped, however this does not mean much, fred the cheese has nightmares about leaves, typewriters and paperclips.


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Post 18

Small fish

Perhaps Fred is a relation to my friend Arnold the cheese?


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Post 19

Jenny and Fred the cheese

most likely, all cheese are related, there is a vast underground cheese network, they all keep in contact


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Post 20

frankymouse

my cheese Damond is not aware of this underground network, i shall inform him.smiley - smiley


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