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Ming Mang

Yes, please eplain where CAKE cam from. I also fail to understand the connection.

¦M¦


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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228

(wearing a Native American headdress, raises one hand)

How

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Ming Mang

Oh, hell, let's just carry on regardless...
Where were we?

Oh hell...

Cheerios.

¦M¦


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Jenny and Fred the cheese

toast, all varieties


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Martin Harper

Heinz, 57 varieties


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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228

Heinies.

3smiley - biggrin

JOTD: Please do not look directly into laser with remaining eye.


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Jenny and Fred the cheese

Gherkin Pavlova

can you people never think of anything original!?


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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund)

Jerkin pavlova.


Mmmm..... coaty....


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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228

Beef jerky

3smiley - biggrin

JOTD: Support mental health or I'LL KILL YOU!!!


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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228

(In a bad French accent) Your mother was a hamster and your father was a boar

3smiley - biggrin

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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund)

'Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.'

Beefy curtains.


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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228

It's curtains for you, Dangermouse.

3smiley - biggrin

JOTD: Warning - tresspassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.


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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund)

Sorry. I tried and tried to think of a witty, pithy pun on the afforementioned text, or possibly use something once said in an episode of Dangermouse, but it's been so long since I watched it, that absolutely nothing sprang to mind.


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So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased)

um...k maneger douse


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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228

http://www.h2g2.com/A278219
http://www.dangermouse.org

Hush, Penfold

3smiley - biggrin

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