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The Flying Headbutt

Post 22401

jack white

Possibly, Mac.

When they wake up we'll pay a heavy price. smiley - grr

We still weren't great anyway...although much improved when Torreira came on. Surely he has to start soon. smiley - erm

Also, Michel Vorm is my hero. Let's hope he gets a long run in the Spurs team. smiley - ok


The Flying Headbutt

Post 22402

McNamara That Ghost

He will start tomorrow when it really matters against whoever the hell it is we are playing.

Tottenham are dangerously close to being the Tottenham that we remember.


The Flying Headbutt

Post 22403

jack white

And Pochettino is talking fluent nonsense about cows and trains.

What the hell was that all about? smiley - erm

I suppose it's forgivable really. After all, he's in his fifth season in charge of a club that is famous for not winning anything. That would drive anybody mad. Most Spurs managers go insane long before their fifth season. smiley - ok

smiley - laugh


The Flying Headbutt

Post 22404

McNamara That Ghost

I think cows would be more reliable over here than trains.

I think Pochettino is having a meltdown. I am hoping it's akin to when he went a long, long time with very few wins whilst at Espanyol.

Also it would seem they've employed the BBC hamsters to work the servers here.

We just love not keeping a clean sheet.


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Post 22405

jack white

We're never keeping a clean sheet again, Mac.

Even in a game where our keeper has nothing to do we still somehow concede twice. smiley - grr

Stick three Everton attacking players into your fantasy team, Mac. You're guaranteed a million points. smiley - grr

On the credit side, I have this pleasant little dream that Pochettino and Mourinho are going to spend the season battling over the Managerial Meltdown of the Year title. smiley - ok

And yeah, it looks like this site has found a replacement hamster after the other one died on the job and nobody noticed for about three days. smiley - grr


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Post 22406

McNamara That Ghost

I think this one must be a robot hamster as it seems to be keeping up with the demand.

How are those Man Utd lads today Jack? smiley - biggrin

We kept a cleansheet somehow.


The Flying Headbutt

Post 22407

jack white

I wouldn't be reading to much into that clean sheet, Mac.

Everton seemed to have a blindfolded strike force. smiley - erm

It's fair to say the United supporters are somewhat distraught. smiley - biggrin

But I've been telling them they should be looking on the bright side. After all, they're ahead of Bournemouth on goal difference now. smiley - ok

smiley - whistle


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Post 22408

McNamara That Ghost

That's fair Jack, things are looking up for them. They might just get in to the play-offs for the Europa League the way things are looking. Four games unbeaten.

All that extra matchday income! smiley - whistle

True I suppose Everton turned back time and played like we used to in 2006/2007. Not scoring and brothels springs to mind


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Post 22409

McNamara That Ghost

Jack, the stadium workers for Tottenham's new stadium are off their heads on cocaine apparently.

smiley - laugh


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